If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Jun 03, 2008 7:23:03 am PDT #609 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Maybe if I just start biting people...

What if they get an excited smile on their face?

In seven minutes my supervisor will go into a meeting for three hours.

She promised to bring me something before her meeting.

If she doesn't bring me something to do I'll have no work between now and lunchtime.

Yet I would still have internet access.


DavidS - Jun 03, 2008 7:23:45 am PDT #610 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

That's kind of awesome.

It's like a little office supply cabana.


tommyrot - Jun 03, 2008 7:27:44 am PDT #611 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

America's Unhealthiest Drinks Exposed

Worst Juice Imposter
Arizona Kiwi Strawberry (23.5 oz can)
360 calories
84 g of sugar
 
These hulking calorie cannons (5 percent juice, 95 percent sugar water) are sold at gas stations and convenience stores across America for the low, low price of 99 cents, making this quite possibly the cheapest source of empty calories in the country.

Huh. I used to drink those all the time....


juliana - Jun 03, 2008 7:27:48 am PDT #612 of 10003
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Eddie the Gangsta Barrista who never says anything to me spun my coffee down the counter, whispered "extra shot for you today" pounded his chest twice and flashed me a peace sign.

Oh, my. I love Eddie the Gangsta Barista.

Sparky, I despise regular Gatorade, but I can choke down the Gatorade water-type stuff (aka Propel). In the midst of marathon training, I could force myself to drink the Gatorade Endurance - less sweet, more salty.


meara - Jun 03, 2008 7:31:21 am PDT #613 of 10003

Oh, and Hil, if you really think you scratched your cornea, don't wear your contacts! Which I'm sure you aren't. But. Unless it's really bad, they'll just tell you to wear your glasses for a few days--it'll heal in a couple three days. If it's a bad scratch, there's drops or ointment, and they might have you tape your eye closed for a couple days.


tommyrot - Jun 03, 2008 7:32:09 am PDT #614 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Huh.

The Unhealthiest Drink in America
Baskin Robbin’s Large Heath Bar Shake (32 oz)
2,310 calories
266 g sugar
108 g fat (64 g saturated)
 
Let's look at America's Worst Drink in numbers:

73: The number of ingredients that go into this milkshake.
66: The number of teaspoons of sugar this drink contains.
11: The number of Heath Bars you would have to eat to equal the number of calories found in one Baskin Robbins Large Heath Bar Shake.
8-12: The average number of minutes it takes to consume this drink.
240: The number of minutes you’d need to spend on a treadmill burning it off, running at a moderate pace.


Hil R. - Jun 03, 2008 7:33:43 am PDT #615 of 10003
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Yeah, I'm wearing glasses for now. It's not hurting so bad today. I wish I had prescription sunglasses, though -- I don't feel like going out in this sun without sunglasses.


juliana - Jun 03, 2008 7:34:54 am PDT #616 of 10003
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

ION, I suppose asking my boss if she is really that lacking in reading comprehension skills would be a bad career move, huh? Sheesh.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 03, 2008 7:35:24 am PDT #617 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Worst Summer Cocktail - Pina Colada

I cry foul as I was just reading that a real Pina Colada isn't a creamy frozen drink, but much closer to a margarita, except with rum in the place of tequila.


§ ita § - Jun 03, 2008 7:36:14 am PDT #618 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Admittedly I prefer to cut my VitaminWater with more water by a half, but when their serving size is 12oz and sugar is 19g, how is that comparable to a 8oz of coke with 27g of total carbs?

a bottle of this stuff carries nearly as much sugar and calories as a can of Coke

Puh-lease. Different size bottles, all bigger than the average can of Coke.