They should issue these: [link]
Mal: How come you didn't turn on me, Jayne? Jayne: Money wasn't good enough. Mal: What happens when it is? Jayne: Well... that'll be an interesting day.
'Serenity'
Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Jun 03, 2008 7:08:19 am PDT #602 of 10003
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amych - Jun 03, 2008 7:11:12 am PDT #603 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
DavidS - Jun 03, 2008 7:11:42 am PDT #604 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
oooh look. It's Survivor Los Angeles!
Do we have to eat rats?
They should issue these: [link]
And a Mai Tai.
It's weird. Random office umbrellas. It's vaguely Gorey-esque.
Sparky1 - Jun 03, 2008 7:12:46 am PDT #605 of 10003
Librarian Warlord
I've been going to a Bikram yoga studio this week and I'm finding all the water drinking I have to do to make it through class difficult to remember.
What's the hivemind got to say about sports drinks? I couldn't choke Gatorade down even after the triathlon in 100 degree heat. Any favorites out there? I'm intrigued by the idea of coconut water, but scared it might be just as foul tasting as the Gatorade.
Hil, it sounds like you go to Whole Foods, to me. The weather is still lovely in DC, so you might as well enjoy the walk before it just gets disgusting here (next week it looks like).
DavidS - Jun 03, 2008 7:15:12 am PDT #606 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Although they'd probably be kind of warm.
Way too hot!
Not only do we lack privacy, but when the managers go out to the fourth floor deck to smoke, they can look down on us to make sure we're beavering away.
shrift - Jun 03, 2008 7:15:53 am PDT #607 of 10003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I am starving. There is a line for the microwave. There's never a line for the microwave. Maybe if I just start biting people...
Steph L. - Jun 03, 2008 7:20:53 am PDT #608 of 10003
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
One lady down the row has rigged up an entire canopy of binder clipped paper
That's kind of awesome.
DavidS - Jun 03, 2008 7:23:03 am PDT #609 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Maybe if I just start biting people...
What if they get an excited smile on their face?
In seven minutes my supervisor will go into a meeting for three hours.
She promised to bring me something before her meeting.
If she doesn't bring me something to do I'll have no work between now and lunchtime.
Yet I would still have internet access.
DavidS - Jun 03, 2008 7:23:45 am PDT #610 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
That's kind of awesome.
It's like a little office supply cabana.
tommyrot - Jun 03, 2008 7:27:44 am PDT #611 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
America's Unhealthiest Drinks Exposed
Worst Juice Imposter
Arizona Kiwi Strawberry (23.5 oz can)
360 calories
84 g of sugar
These hulking calorie cannons (5 percent juice, 95 percent sugar water) are sold at gas stations and convenience stores across America for the low, low price of 99 cents, making this quite possibly the cheapest source of empty calories in the country.
Huh. I used to drink those all the time....