My theory is that if you manage to be a pacifist 99.99% of the time, you're doing well. So what if during the other .01% of the time you're shooting people? We should just round that down to 0%.
'Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.' 'Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'
Jayne ,'Safe'
Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jun 18, 2008 5:12:42 pm PDT #3878 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Tamara - Jun 18, 2008 5:15:02 pm PDT #3879 of 10003
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.
It's ok, Sara. I killed the day with vodka. The gun is no longer necessary. Thanks.
sarameg - Jun 18, 2008 5:23:33 pm PDT #3880 of 10003
My theory is that if you manage to be a pacifist 99.99% of the time, you're doing well.
I'm gonna be 33. OTOH, I didn't opt to hire myself off to the defense dept... My current career is pure! Ish.
Glad you killed the day, Tamara. I'm killing my rage-twitches with scotch. Might not be the best idea ever, but it's stopping the stabbing urges.
Pix - Jun 18, 2008 5:36:41 pm PDT #3881 of 10003
The status is NOT quo.
I just got an email from school. One of my former freshmen's parents wants me to call her ASAP. WTF, parent? Call me when school starts again. I don't want to talk to you right now.
Signed,
Really needs a break from parent phone calls
ChiKat - Jun 18, 2008 6:20:17 pm PDT #3882 of 10003
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Kristin, did they just get their report cards?
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 18, 2008 7:10:57 pm PDT #3883 of 10003
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I'm watching a VH-1 special about one-hit-wonders, and they just ranked "Time after Time" in the high teens. Surely more than one of Cyndi Lauper's songs would qualify as hits—wasn't "Girls just Wanna Have Fun" a chart topper?
No argument about Dexy's Midnight Runners, though.
dcp - Jun 18, 2008 7:15:07 pm PDT #3884 of 10003
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.
I think "True Colors" was also a chart-topper.
JZ - Jun 18, 2008 7:32:22 pm PDT #3885 of 10003
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
And what about "She Bop"? Not even remotely a one-hit wonder.
Pix - Jun 18, 2008 7:38:06 pm PDT #3886 of 10003
The status is NOT quo.
Kristin, did they just get their report cards?Last week, yes. But still. You can talk to me when we're back in session, you know?
(Plus, this kid got an A-.)
Tamara - Jun 18, 2008 8:19:21 pm PDT #3887 of 10003
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.
Might not be the best idea ever, but it's stopping the stabbing urges.
Alcohol for the win.