Bester: Mal. Whaddya need two mechanics for? Mal: I really don't.

'Out Of Gas'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Jun 17, 2008 1:07:12 pm PDT #3679 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Rock on!


Toddson - Jun 17, 2008 1:13:57 pm PDT #3680 of 10003
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

aw ... that sounds like such a happy thing (and sorry about the Takei thing - they looked so happy).


Sheryl - Jun 17, 2008 1:35:47 pm PDT #3681 of 10003
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Happy Birthday Cass!

Argh...the check engine light went on in my car yesterday, so I took it to the dealer this morning. While they were figuring out what was wrong, I had them check the alignment (I bought a lifetime free alignment package a few years back). Turns out the front brake pads were quite worn down so I had them replaced. Between that and the stuff replaced to solve the check engine light problem, it cost nearly $1300 to fix my car today.


Glamcookie - Jun 17, 2008 1:41:04 pm PDT #3682 of 10003
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Pretty brides and baby!


sarameg - Jun 17, 2008 1:42:03 pm PDT #3683 of 10003

Well, my a/c is now in pieces in the closet. And there was pink soap residue in my sink. If they tried just cleaning the coils to fix it, they are fucking nuts. IT WAS LEAKING FREON.

t whine Can I just ask that stuff stop breaking? I'm taking my car in friday to deal with the check engine light, odd noise and get the a/c recharged (long overdue.) Last night I turned on the lights and the dash lights did NOT come on. THere was some weirdness with the power windows earlier that may have been ME gaslighting MYSELF. My parents are coming next week, earlier than I'd requested. The software installation that was mucking that up may be postponed because it broke. (I guess that's good...for me?) The past two weeks have been made up of a million epic and minor FAILS. I'm just TIRED OF IT.

And my damned bananas are defective peelers. t /whine


tommyrot - Jun 17, 2008 1:51:51 pm PDT #3684 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Now, surgery to reduce height I can understand....

I'm missing something here.

That's just a me thing. I would not want to be any taller. But I often joke that I wouldn't mind surgery to be a few inches shorter.


Jesse - Jun 17, 2008 1:54:17 pm PDT #3685 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

What's not to love?

Babies born out of wedlock, is what!!


amych - Jun 17, 2008 1:58:34 pm PDT #3686 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Phew! Good thing they're getting themselves wedlocked, in that case!


tommyrot - Jun 17, 2008 2:01:06 pm PDT #3687 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This is one part 'WTF?' and ten parts 'Awesome!' Lemonade Stand Robber Thwarted By 12-Year-Old Girl

TERRE HAUTE, Ind. — Call it a lemonade standoff. A girl whose lemonade stand was robbed of $17.50 chased the suspect into a nearby home and called police, who spent nearly an hour trying to coax the man into surrendering.

"The guy came up and was, like, 'Give me your money,'" said 12-year-old Dominique Morefield, who was running the lemonade stand with a group of friends. "I was shocked. It was just my immediate reaction to chase after him."

Dominique dashed after the man who ran into a house, and then she called police. Officers eventually persuaded Steve Tryon, 18, to come outside after 45 minutes and arrested him on a preliminary felony charge of robbery.


Sue - Jun 17, 2008 2:02:14 pm PDT #3688 of 10003
hip deep in pie

So yesterday I had a migraine. Since it was my day off, I tried to ride it out, but by noon, it was clear I needed to go home. On my way home I stopped at the grocery store and picked up a few things, including a cucumber. Tonight I am looking for the cucumber, and I cannot find it anywhere. I am certain I bought it, I just fear that in my headachey haze, I put it somewhere odd. I hope I find it before it goes bad.