Well, my a/c is now in pieces in the closet. And there was pink soap residue in my sink. If they tried just cleaning the coils to fix it, they are fucking nuts. IT WAS LEAKING FREON.

t whine Can I just ask that stuff stop breaking? I'm taking my car in friday to deal with the check engine light, odd noise and get the a/c recharged (long overdue.) Last night I turned on the lights and the dash lights did NOT come on. THere was some weirdness with the power windows earlier that may have been ME gaslighting MYSELF. My parents are coming next week, earlier than I'd requested. The software installation that was mucking that up may be postponed because it broke. (I guess that's good...for me?) The past two weeks have been made up of a million epic and minor FAILS. I'm just TIRED OF IT.

And my damned bananas are defective peelers. t /whine

Now, surgery to reduce height I can understand....

I'm missing something here.

That's just a me thing. I would not want to be any taller. But I often joke that I wouldn't mind surgery to be a few inches shorter.

What's not to love?

Babies born out of wedlock, is what!!

Phew! Good thing they're getting themselves wedlocked, in that case!

This is one part 'WTF?' and ten parts 'Awesome!' Lemonade Stand Robber Thwarted By 12-Year-Old Girl

TERRE HAUTE, Ind. — Call it a lemonade standoff. A girl whose lemonade stand was robbed of $17.50 chased the suspect into a nearby home and called police, who spent nearly an hour trying to coax the man into surrendering.

"The guy came up and was, like, 'Give me your money,'" said 12-year-old Dominique Morefield, who was running the lemonade stand with a group of friends. "I was shocked. It was just my immediate reaction to chase after him."

Dominique dashed after the man who ran into a house, and then she called police. Officers eventually persuaded Steve Tryon, 18, to come outside after 45 minutes and arrested him on a preliminary felony charge of robbery.

So yesterday I had a migraine. Since it was my day off, I tried to ride it out, but by noon, it was clear I needed to go home. On my way home I stopped at the grocery store and picked up a few things, including a cucumber. Tonight I am looking for the cucumber, and I cannot find it anywhere. I am certain I bought it, I just fear that in my headachey haze, I put it somewhere odd. I hope I find it before it goes bad.

Now I'm really curious where the cucumber ended up. Tell us when you find it, 'kay?

Now I'm really curious where the cucumber ended up. Tell us when you find it, 'kay?

I hope it won't be a gooey mess. I'm starting to wonder if maybe I forgot it at the grocery store. (I packed my own bag.) I am certain I picked one up, and checked it out. Where it went after that is a mystery.

I hope you find your cucumber Sue!

Temptress, sure, but without Eve, Adam would still be ignorant.

I never understood the hatred Judas either. I mean for Jesus to have died for our sins in the manner that he did, someone needed to betray him. Shouldn't we be happy that Judas did, otherwise-- no resurrection, which is pretty much the foundation of the Christian Church?

All the weddings are making me weepy. Especially little olf people getting married. I think of how much my grandparents (heterosexual married couple) couldn't STAND each other when they were old, so I think it is great that these people are still together and seemingly happy, and they get to get married!

"Say what you want about Judas, but he had his good points. Without him, there'd be no show in the first place." --John Munch. (I forgot to put that up as my Easter tag this year.)