What's not to love?

Babies born out of wedlock, is what!!

Phew! Good thing they're getting themselves wedlocked, in that case!

This is one part 'WTF?' and ten parts 'Awesome!' Lemonade Stand Robber Thwarted By 12-Year-Old Girl

TERRE HAUTE, Ind. — Call it a lemonade standoff. A girl whose lemonade stand was robbed of $17.50 chased the suspect into a nearby home and called police, who spent nearly an hour trying to coax the man into surrendering.

"The guy came up and was, like, 'Give me your money,'" said 12-year-old Dominique Morefield, who was running the lemonade stand with a group of friends. "I was shocked. It was just my immediate reaction to chase after him."

Dominique dashed after the man who ran into a house, and then she called police. Officers eventually persuaded Steve Tryon, 18, to come outside after 45 minutes and arrested him on a preliminary felony charge of robbery.

So yesterday I had a migraine. Since it was my day off, I tried to ride it out, but by noon, it was clear I needed to go home. On my way home I stopped at the grocery store and picked up a few things, including a cucumber. Tonight I am looking for the cucumber, and I cannot find it anywhere. I am certain I bought it, I just fear that in my headachey haze, I put it somewhere odd. I hope I find it before it goes bad.

Now I'm really curious where the cucumber ended up. Tell us when you find it, 'kay?

Now I'm really curious where the cucumber ended up. Tell us when you find it, 'kay?

I hope it won't be a gooey mess. I'm starting to wonder if maybe I forgot it at the grocery store. (I packed my own bag.) I am certain I picked one up, and checked it out. Where it went after that is a mystery.

I hope you find your cucumber Sue!

Temptress, sure, but without Eve, Adam would still be ignorant.

I never understood the hatred Judas either. I mean for Jesus to have died for our sins in the manner that he did, someone needed to betray him. Shouldn't we be happy that Judas did, otherwise-- no resurrection, which is pretty much the foundation of the Christian Church?

All the weddings are making me weepy. Especially little olf people getting married. I think of how much my grandparents (heterosexual married couple) couldn't STAND each other when they were old, so I think it is great that these people are still together and seemingly happy, and they get to get married!

"Say what you want about Judas, but he had his good points. Without him, there'd be no show in the first place." --John Munch. (I forgot to put that up as my Easter tag this year.)

Phew! Good thing they're getting themselves wedlocked, in that case!

This is what I'm saying. I don't know why they couldn't have made honest women of each other before the baby was born.... oh, right. Yeah I do.

I swear, for the past several years I've been glad to be from Massachusetts, so I can get gay-married in my home town. To a man, presumably, but still.

I never understood the hatred Judas either. I mean for Jesus to have died for our sins in the manner that he did, someone needed to betray him. Shouldn't we be happy that Judas did, otherwise-- no resurrection, which is pretty much the foundation of the Christian Church?

And the whole "Jews killed Jesus!" idiotic thing. Aside from it being the Romans, isn't the crucifixion the whole basis of the religion?!?!? Fulfilling prophecy and shit??

But I often joke that I wouldn't mind surgery to be a few inches shorter.

You don't just have educated white American male privilege, you have educated TALL white American male privilege.

God, my head is dizzy with work and notes and work and notes and phone numbers and more notes.

Getting much more used to handwriting, though.