I agree that the question is what the purpose of the birth certificate is. If it's to identify the biological parents, gender-specific terms are appropriate. If it's to identify the legal parents, NSM.
Wash: Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next? Zoe: Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss-up. Wash: I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it.
'Objects In Space'
Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Fred Pete - Jun 17, 2008 11:27:22 am PDT #3632 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.
shrift - Jun 17, 2008 11:30:48 am PDT #3633 of 10003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Money is good!
I know! I've been writing like mad, and I've accomplished quite a bit. I'm just at that point where there's only an hour left and I don't want to start a section that I can't finish. Bah. Guess I'll have to do it anyway. For the monies.
Hayden - Jun 17, 2008 11:31:52 am PDT #3634 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
Ginger - Jun 17, 2008 11:34:50 am PDT #3635 of 10003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
"These are pristine islands, not the place where you would expect to find a bunch of severed feet."
Exactly where would you expect to find a bunch of severed feet?
Daisy Jane - Jun 17, 2008 11:35:46 am PDT #3636 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Messy serial killer's house?
tommyrot - Jun 17, 2008 11:36:13 am PDT #3637 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Exactly where would you expect to find a bunch of severed feet?
The Island of Carnivorous Socks?
DebetEsse - Jun 17, 2008 11:36:57 am PDT #3638 of 10003
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Las Vegas, Miami, New York City.
What color's the lighting?
Theodosia - Jun 17, 2008 11:37:37 am PDT #3639 of 10003
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
When I hear capital-C Christians bemoaning liberal laws that are contrary to their perceived commandments, et cetera, I have to bite my tongue to stop from telling them that faith has to be tested or it's worth nothing. God put an apple and a serpent in paradise for a reason, not just because He was forgetful, you know?
msbelle - Jun 17, 2008 11:38:59 am PDT #3640 of 10003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Leading them right into a diatribe on Eve, that weak-willed/temptuous bitch and how women ruin everything.
Aims - Jun 17, 2008 11:40:44 am PDT #3641 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.
runs amok ruining everything
Look! Look! Ovaries = Chaos!! All hail the flying fallopian tube monster!!