We use the latest in scientific technology and state-of-the-art weaponry and you, if I understand correctly, poke them with a sharp stick.

Dr. Walsh ,'Potential'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Jun 17, 2008 11:23:14 am PDT #3630 of 10003
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I only have 7 more days to complete a rough draft of this manual and my motivation left the office early.

Money is good! Money = opportunities to stalk Gareth David Lloyd and hear him randomly talk about gay porn!


amych - Jun 17, 2008 11:24:54 am PDT #3631 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Money = opportunities to stalk Gareth David Lloyd and hear him randomly talk about gay porn!

Ooh. I have 37 cents. Is that enough?


Fred Pete - Jun 17, 2008 11:27:22 am PDT #3632 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.

I agree that the question is what the purpose of the birth certificate is. If it's to identify the biological parents, gender-specific terms are appropriate. If it's to identify the legal parents, NSM.


shrift - Jun 17, 2008 11:30:48 am PDT #3633 of 10003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Money is good!

I know! I've been writing like mad, and I've accomplished quite a bit. I'm just at that point where there's only an hour left and I don't want to start a section that I can't finish. Bah. Guess I'll have to do it anyway. For the monies.


Hayden - Jun 17, 2008 11:31:52 am PDT #3634 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Vacation destination: The Island of Severed Feet!


Ginger - Jun 17, 2008 11:34:50 am PDT #3635 of 10003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

"These are pristine islands, not the place where you would expect to find a bunch of severed feet."

Exactly where would you expect to find a bunch of severed feet?


Daisy Jane - Jun 17, 2008 11:35:46 am PDT #3636 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Messy serial killer's house?


tommyrot - Jun 17, 2008 11:36:13 am PDT #3637 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Exactly where would you expect to find a bunch of severed feet?

The Island of Carnivorous Socks?


DebetEsse - Jun 17, 2008 11:36:57 am PDT #3638 of 10003
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Las Vegas, Miami, New York City.

What color's the lighting?


Theodosia - Jun 17, 2008 11:37:37 am PDT #3639 of 10003
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

When I hear capital-C Christians bemoaning liberal laws that are contrary to their perceived commandments, et cetera, I have to bite my tongue to stop from telling them that faith has to be tested or it's worth nothing. God put an apple and a serpent in paradise for a reason, not just because He was forgetful, you know?