oh noes!
Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing? Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.
'War Stories'
Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Toddson - Jun 17, 2008 5:30:51 am PDT #3539 of 10003
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Frankenbuddha - Jun 17, 2008 5:32:21 am PDT #3540 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
There are supposed to be coffee shortages?
So which would concern you more - coffee shortages (which I hadn't heard about) or hop/malt shortages (which I HAVE heard about)?
Steph L. - Jun 17, 2008 5:33:15 am PDT #3541 of 10003
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Coffee shortages.
Sophia Brooks - Jun 17, 2008 5:36:15 am PDT #3542 of 10003
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Coffee shortages?????
!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Allyson - Jun 17, 2008 5:39:17 am PDT #3543 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
My nephew told me he needs a white suit. My first thought was, "Steve Martin???"
But no. He needs a spacesuit, so he can go to Mars.
Fortunately, JPL sells flight suits for kids, and lori is checking to see if they have any on stock. He said he also needs a suit for my niece, because "Neavie wants to go, too."
I can't verify since Neavie doesn't talk, yet.
I asked if he has a spaceship. He says that if he has a suit, the spaceship will come pick him out. Sounds like sound logic to me.
Unfortunately, he believes that once he is wearing the spacesuit, he will float, like he's in zero g.
Maybe we can just tell him the suit is broken until his meaty little brain can wrap around the concept of gravity.
msbelle - Jun 17, 2008 5:39:35 am PDT #3544 of 10003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Stock up peoples. stock up. Even though my office has free coffee, I have been making a travel cup of iced for the morning commute. Of course this means I am having a second cup at work around, well, now and that is doubling my coffee drinking, but I think it is better than lunchtime caffeine.
Allyson - Jun 17, 2008 5:40:43 am PDT #3545 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Ixnay on the ortageshay around the riftshay.
Jessica - Jun 17, 2008 5:40:59 am PDT #3546 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU NO COFFEE SHORTAGES HERE EVERYTHING'S FINE LA LA LA LA LA
msbelle - Jun 17, 2008 5:42:12 am PDT #3547 of 10003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
HA!!
on both your nephew and the pig latin.
Maybe I should get a traveling family to get me a supply of Ethiopian Coffee soon, I could hook any NYCistas up if they are interested.
Cashmere - Jun 17, 2008 5:42:53 am PDT #3548 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.
Allyson, I hope G holds off on learning about gravity until he learns to ride a bike.