No, no, no, sir. No more chick pit for you. Come on.

Riley ,'Lessons'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - Jun 04, 2008 11:22:12 am PDT #1068 of 10003

The thing that annoys me about waiters that pour wine for me, is if I am dining with friends and sharing a bottle, sometimes one person drinks faster. And if we're attempting to split equally, and the waiter goes ahead and refills for the faster drinkers, it makes it more difficult to share. So you end with one person who was drinking slowly (maybe they didn't order a salad, so were drinking slowly so they could enjoy the wine more with their entree?) and only gets one glass, and other people who, due to the waiter, end up drinking more like two. We hatesss that.


Polter-Cow - Jun 04, 2008 11:26:30 am PDT #1069 of 10003
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

(I found one spoiler which, if it's true, is so inane and ludicrous that it's pure comedy gold.)

You mean like the actual spoilers for The Village?

That's exactly what I thought of. Because I liked The Village and was retroactively confused at the reactions to the spoilers.


Theodosia - Jun 04, 2008 11:26:33 am PDT #1070 of 10003
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I just wish it was a universal signal to waiters that if you turn your coffee cup upside down on the saucer not to bother you asking if you want coffee.

(If it were a life or death situation, I'd still have trouble drinking coffee -- couldn't physically choke the stuff down without quite literally gagging on the bitterness. Luckily, it hardly ever happens that someone puts a gun to your head and demands that you down that tall double latte right now or else.)


Pix - Jun 04, 2008 11:28:40 am PDT #1071 of 10003
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Happy Birthday, Dana!

Happy Birthday, big girl Ellie!


Burrell - Jun 04, 2008 11:32:26 am PDT #1072 of 10003
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I found one spoiler which, if it's true, is so inane and ludicrous that it's pure comedy gold.

I think his movies are pretty inane and ludicrous, so I'm betting on true. (The one with Bruce Willis was okay but I kinda ruined it for myself by guessing the "clever twist" about 5 minutes into the movie.)


Aims - Jun 04, 2008 11:33:16 am PDT #1073 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

(The one with Bruce Willis was okay but I kinda ruined it for myself by guessing the "clever twist" about 5 minutes into the movie.)

This makes me laugh cause both movies he was in, this is probably true.


Tom Scola - Jun 04, 2008 11:33:46 am PDT #1074 of 10003
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

if it's true, is so inane and ludicrous that it's pure comedy gold.

I hope so, because the trailer was crushingly bleak and depressing.


sarameg - Jun 04, 2008 11:41:39 am PDT #1075 of 10003

Everything is trying to blow up on me today.


Burrell - Jun 04, 2008 11:46:07 am PDT #1076 of 10003
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I meant Sixth Sense, Aimee. What else was he in?


aurelia - Jun 04, 2008 11:46:31 am PDT #1077 of 10003
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Unbreakable