(I found one spoiler which, if it's true, is so inane and ludicrous that it's pure comedy gold.)

You mean like the actual spoilers for The Village?

That's exactly what I thought of. Because I liked The Village and was retroactively confused at the reactions to the spoilers.

I just wish it was a universal signal to waiters that if you turn your coffee cup upside down on the saucer not to bother you asking if you want coffee.

(If it were a life or death situation, I'd still have trouble drinking coffee -- couldn't physically choke the stuff down without quite literally gagging on the bitterness. Luckily, it hardly ever happens that someone puts a gun to your head and demands that you down that tall double latte right now or else.)

Happy Birthday, Dana!

Happy Birthday, big girl Ellie!

I found one spoiler which, if it's true, is so inane and ludicrous that it's pure comedy gold.

I think his movies are pretty inane and ludicrous, so I'm betting on true. (The one with Bruce Willis was okay but I kinda ruined it for myself by guessing the "clever twist" about 5 minutes into the movie.)

(The one with Bruce Willis was okay but I kinda ruined it for myself by guessing the "clever twist" about 5 minutes into the movie.)

This makes me laugh cause both movies he was in, this is probably true.

if it's true, is so inane and ludicrous that it's pure comedy gold.

I hope so, because the trailer was crushingly bleak and depressing.

Everything is trying to blow up on me today.

I meant Sixth Sense, Aimee. What else was he in?

Unbreakable

I have a natter question for y'all. Now, like all right-thinking people, I start my day with a shower. As a matter of fact, I am not sure I could FUNCTION without a shower. My BFF, OTOH, thinks that's odd and always showers after dinner, so she can get into bed all clean. I should add that in cool weather I often take a bath in the evening as well, but I kinda consider that as relaxation and not hygiene. What do you do?