Damn you, Bridget! Damn you to Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then you-- I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!

Monty ,'Trash'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Aug 06, 2008 7:38:41 am PDT #9974 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

flying roaches... BAD. eew.

Grandma~ma to TCG. Yikes.

Ha! No, because she's never with us anymore, but you met the other 2 in our little crew on Friday. The girl with the long blonde hair is the other Heather, and the one with the curly red hair who isn't me is Geri.
HK was very nice, but I didn't get a chance to chat with her, she was always on the other side of the circle. I didn't take it personal. Geri on the other hand. We hit it off instantly. I'll be at the party on Saturday. Woot.

OK, I'm working. really. I swear.


Gadget_Girl - Aug 06, 2008 7:46:26 am PDT #9975 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

How do you feel about giant flying roaches, Pete?
The very thought of them makes me squirm.

We, thankfully, don't get too many Palmetto bugs. The school, however, always seems to be always fighting them...rats or mice too. (Hmmm, another things to dislike about that place.) My old house in north Florida always seemed to attract 1-2 roaches a week. Hub HATES roaches. It's one of the few thinks that truly freak him out.


Steph L. - Aug 06, 2008 7:47:34 am PDT #9976 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Happy Birthday, scrappy!!!

OK, today's XKCD is a hoot

Seriously! It made me do my loud donkey laugh.

Says the woman who once hollered for her husband to remove a (really, it was huge!) spider from the shower curtain because it was looking at her.

I ask The Boy to kill all large and/or crunchy bugs. Mostly because I can. (What? For 36 years I never had anyone to kill bugs for me before. You think I'm not going to take full advantage now?)

ION, I'm getting photographed after work for the billboard. They want me in casual clothes, preferably solid colors. I can do that, man! I'm ALL ABOUT casual clothes! Prolly a white blouse and tan pants.

They're sending along a makeup person and a hair person; the account rep who I talked with said that I can do my own hair and makeup and then if I need touch-ups the makeup and hair people can take care of it, OR they can fix me up from scratch. Since I don't know what makeup looks best in photos (on a huge billboard, no less), I'm going to let them do my makeup for me. As for my hair, well, I don't give a damn and would probably put it in pigtails if given my druthers, so I guess I'll let them deal with my hair also.

I'm very VERY tired today because I didn't get enough sleep last night (and believe me, I tried, since I knew I had to be well-rested for this), and because I'm still taking Flexiril for my cranky back muscles (yes, I appreciate the irony). And I definitely LOOK as tired as I feel.

Thank god for Photoshop.


Jessica - Aug 06, 2008 8:00:26 am PDT #9977 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Sometimes I think of global warming pushing palmetto bugs as far north as NYC and the only thing that comforts me is the thought that maybe Manhattan will be underwater by that time, making the giant flying roaches a moot point.

I *really* *really* hate them. To the point where I can sometimes suppress my lizard-brain spiderphobia by telling myself that spiders eat roaches.

Tep, the beginning of the billboard story must have happened while I was away. Fill me in!


Susan W. - Aug 06, 2008 8:01:23 am PDT #9978 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Oh, meara! So sorry about the job news.


Vortex - Aug 06, 2008 8:01:52 am PDT #9979 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Prolly a white blouse and tan pants.

the white blouse might wash you out. I might take a few options for them to choose from.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Aug 06, 2008 8:11:43 am PDT #9980 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Meara, I'm sorry to hear about your job. I think it says less about your luck and more about the state of the economy, though.

Still, you've gotten some warning and that gives you time to start looking while still employed.


lisah - Aug 06, 2008 8:12:31 am PDT #9981 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

ugh, meara! I'm so sorry.


hippocampus - Aug 06, 2008 8:12:55 am PDT #9982 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

meara - what Pete said. Pete is wise. and you are not bad luck.


Steph L. - Aug 06, 2008 8:16:49 am PDT #9983 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Tep, the beginning of the billboard story must have happened while I was away. Fill me in!

Voila: Steph L. "Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness" Jul 31, 2008 4:59:13 pm PDT

Prolly a white blouse and tan pants.

the white blouse might wash you out. I might take a few options for them to choose from.

Fortunately (?) they're coming to my house to take the picture. (I know, weird, right? I even asked them if they had a studio I could go to, because our house is small and, frankly, an utter disaster zone. They said that no, they don't have a studio, and people love having them come to their houses because it's "convenient." Well, whatever.) So if they don't like the white shirt, they can go through my closet if they want to.