These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Aug 06, 2008 8:00:26 am PDT #9977 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Sometimes I think of global warming pushing palmetto bugs as far north as NYC and the only thing that comforts me is the thought that maybe Manhattan will be underwater by that time, making the giant flying roaches a moot point.

I *really* *really* hate them. To the point where I can sometimes suppress my lizard-brain spiderphobia by telling myself that spiders eat roaches.

Tep, the beginning of the billboard story must have happened while I was away. Fill me in!


Susan W. - Aug 06, 2008 8:01:23 am PDT #9978 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Oh, meara! So sorry about the job news.


Vortex - Aug 06, 2008 8:01:52 am PDT #9979 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Prolly a white blouse and tan pants.

the white blouse might wash you out. I might take a few options for them to choose from.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Aug 06, 2008 8:11:43 am PDT #9980 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Meara, I'm sorry to hear about your job. I think it says less about your luck and more about the state of the economy, though.

Still, you've gotten some warning and that gives you time to start looking while still employed.


lisah - Aug 06, 2008 8:12:31 am PDT #9981 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

ugh, meara! I'm so sorry.


hippocampus - Aug 06, 2008 8:12:55 am PDT #9982 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

meara - what Pete said. Pete is wise. and you are not bad luck.


Steph L. - Aug 06, 2008 8:16:49 am PDT #9983 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Tep, the beginning of the billboard story must have happened while I was away. Fill me in!

Voila: Steph L. "Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness" Jul 31, 2008 4:59:13 pm PDT

Prolly a white blouse and tan pants.

the white blouse might wash you out. I might take a few options for them to choose from.

Fortunately (?) they're coming to my house to take the picture. (I know, weird, right? I even asked them if they had a studio I could go to, because our house is small and, frankly, an utter disaster zone. They said that no, they don't have a studio, and people love having them come to their houses because it's "convenient." Well, whatever.) So if they don't like the white shirt, they can go through my closet if they want to.


sj - Aug 06, 2008 8:20:04 am PDT #9984 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

(((meara))) I'm so sorry. What everyone else said, blame the economy not yourself.


juliana - Aug 06, 2008 8:22:39 am PDT #9985 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Argh! The universe needs to lay off meara's employment, like, right now! Sorry, doll.


Fay - Aug 06, 2008 8:23:50 am PDT #9986 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Giant flying roaches on the other hand can fuck right the hell off.

This? Cannot be repeated too many times, imho.

It is a mark of how long I've been living in hot places that now I am so comparatively placid about a medium-sized spider just hanging out doing its thing on a wall in a hotel bathroom. I'm all "...shorter than my thumb? Disinclined towards scuttling as a lifestyle choice? Well okay then! Live and let live!"

Giang flying roaches, otoh...well, you know the drill.