The World Of Fay cheesecake now generally means full fat Philadelphia cheese beaten to within an inch of its life with a fork and a generous splash of cream.

You know you can buy that in a tub now. It's on the same continuum of disgusting/divine as the KFC bowls and half the casserole recipes in a Junior League cookbook. Probably not as good, but you get points for lazy.

blueberries, nom nom nom

Somehow my eggs, bacon, and banana bread now seem like such a dud of a breakfast!

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Sentence spoken by one of my classmates in speech class last night during her speech on traveling:

"Learn the language. At least learn key phrases so that you can get help if you need it. I had trouble the first time I went to Europe because I didn't speak any French or British."

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eggs, bacon, and banana bread

Mmmmmm. Sounds right nom-able to me.

I had 7-grain toast with real butter and lime marmalade. Not bad, but I'm sure I'll be starving by lunch.

Oh, Aims, that's just...so sad! I can't laugh. I'm too mortified.

Wait, that was during a speech? Like, a speech that was planned? t sigh

Yeah - like a speech that was planned. And had a PP presentation.

She also said "like" THIRTY-FOUR TIMES in 3 minutes.

Aimee, please tell me you raised your hand and asked her what the heck?

I am back from vacation. Not happy about it.

Aimee, please tell me you raised your hand and asked her what the heck?

I did not. I opted for the frantic turning of my head to see if anyone else in class had heard it or if I was the wrong-headed craxy one.

I was not one.