You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.

Giles ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - Aug 01, 2008 4:10:36 am PDT #9483 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Somehow my eggs, bacon, and banana bread now seem like such a dud of a breakfast!


Aims - Aug 01, 2008 4:23:12 am PDT #9484 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Truly True Moments is being brought to you by the makers of "Holy Crap, did I really just say that?" - the board game that's sweeping the nation. Also, by the makers of Prell.

Sentence spoken by one of my classmates in speech class last night during her speech on traveling:

"Learn the language. At least learn key phrases so that you can get help if you need it. I had trouble the first time I went to Europe because I didn't speak any French or British."

This has been Truly True Moments. We thank you for being with us today and remember - when you say something stupid, chances are it'll end up on the internet with lots of people laughing at you.


Calli - Aug 01, 2008 4:28:29 am PDT #9485 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

eggs, bacon, and banana bread

Mmmmmm. Sounds right nom-able to me.

I had 7-grain toast with real butter and lime marmalade. Not bad, but I'm sure I'll be starving by lunch.


vw bug - Aug 01, 2008 4:29:27 am PDT #9486 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, Aims, that's just...so sad! I can't laugh. I'm too mortified.


DebetEsse - Aug 01, 2008 4:37:51 am PDT #9487 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Wait, that was during a speech? Like, a speech that was planned? t sigh


Aims - Aug 01, 2008 4:39:13 am PDT #9488 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Yeah - like a speech that was planned. And had a PP presentation.

She also said "like" THIRTY-FOUR TIMES in 3 minutes.


Sparky1 - Aug 01, 2008 4:45:21 am PDT #9489 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Aimee, please tell me you raised your hand and asked her what the heck?

I am back from vacation. Not happy about it.


Aims - Aug 01, 2008 4:47:45 am PDT #9490 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Aimee, please tell me you raised your hand and asked her what the heck?

I did not. I opted for the frantic turning of my head to see if anyone else in class had heard it or if I was the wrong-headed craxy one.

I was not one.


sumi - Aug 01, 2008 5:29:57 am PDT #9491 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Okay, I can laugh at your classmate and I AM.

My breakfast: toast with cream cheese. I'm out of milk - and yogurt and any number of food items. And I have lots of errands I was going to do but I'm getting sweaty just sitting here which is making me not want to do them.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 01, 2008 5:41:42 am PDT #9492 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I am taking today off for no good reason so I slept in and walked to a local diner for breakfast. Now I'm back on the couch and watching America's Test Kitchen.

I re-watched the S4 Dr. Who finale last night (the one airing tonight on SciFi)and (spoileryness) I cried like a baby. Like full on heaving sobs, gave myself a headache and stomachache wailing. I started as soon as I saw all the Children of Time around the Tardis controls.

So good!