Xander: We just saw the zebras mating! Thank you, very exciting... Willow: It was like the Heimlich, with stripes!

'Him'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


P.M. Marc - Jul 31, 2008 7:48:38 pm PDT #9469 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

It often angers Lillian.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jul 31, 2008 7:54:03 pm PDT #9470 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

It often angers Lillian.

And to be clear, for those viewers at home, we are referring to Jilli's bust and the fact that it doesn't provide liquid refreshment.


Fay - Jul 31, 2008 8:08:43 pm PDT #9471 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

I'm delighted by Jilli's BUST news (steady, Pete, steady), and by Teppy's Billboard news!

(Although I'm giggling madly that she's now been demoted in the retelling to an appearance on a bulletin board. Dude. I'm on a bulletin board, in my classroom!)


Sean K - Jul 31, 2008 8:12:28 pm PDT #9472 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Am safely in Michigan. iPhone battery is almost dead. More tomorrow.


WindSparrow - Jul 31, 2008 8:22:04 pm PDT #9473 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

And now I have made Fay look craxy. My work here is done.


omnis_audis - Jul 31, 2008 8:57:32 pm PDT #9474 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

{{{{Daniel}}}}}

You are safe. That, above all else is the most important thing.

Since it seems you need a chuckle, I'm installing Win98 as a virtual machine on my brand new MacBook. It says "now easier than ever before, with a back button, forward button, and a favorites menu".

A lot of coping~ma your way, as well as some car~ma too.


Fay - Aug 01, 2008 12:55:50 am PDT #9475 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

shakes tiny fist at WindSparrow

So today has been a weird washout so far. Started out all gungho and filled with purpose - got up, went downstairs to gym, had shower....and then there was some Doctor Who viewing, and some internetting, and some reading, which was all fine, and the intention of leaving the flat a little after twelve...

...whereupon I had a headache, lay down for a moment, and now it is 4.50pm. Although, granted, I woke up about an hour ago, and made a bowl of raspberry chocolate cheesecake by way of belated lunch.

nom nom nom

Hmm.

Okay, some of my plans are out the window, I guess, but I could still go out and do things. Right? Right.


Calli - Aug 01, 2008 1:43:54 am PDT #9476 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Mmmmmm, cheesecake. I should make cheesecake.

But not for breakfast. (It's not the thought of eating cheesecake for breakfast that bothers me [quite the opposite], as much as the fact that I'd have to purchase ingredients and make and bake the cake.)


Fay - Aug 01, 2008 2:09:08 am PDT #9477 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Ah. Well, I don't have baking facilities, and the whole biscuit-crumb base thing isn't very low carb, so in The World Of Fay cheesecake now generally means full fat Philadelphia cheese beaten to within an inch of its life with a fork and a generous splash of cream. In this instance, it was sweetened with a smidge of Raspberry Crystal Light powder and rendered pleasingly chocolatey by a spoonful of unsweetened cocoa.

Not, I grant you, real cheesecake - but still a yummy thing!


SailAweigh - Aug 01, 2008 2:13:31 am PDT #9478 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Still sounds nummy, Fay. Especially for someone who's been doing the instant sugar-free pudding thing. Gets a little on the boring side.