Anyone who says invisible friends aren't as good as real friends doesn't have real invisible friends.
Amen
I wanna die in bed surrounded by fat grandchildren, but guess that's off the menu.
Jenny ,'Bring On The Night'
Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
SuziQ - Jul 25, 2008 5:52:50 pm PDT #8708 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
hippocampus - Jul 25, 2008 6:00:06 pm PDT #8709 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
Hi, Sox! Long time, no see.
Hi Stephanie! howareyou?! how was the flight home?? Yes, I owe you something - if it takes much longer, it will be two somethings.
We're packing. Like mad packing things.
DCJensen - Jul 25, 2008 6:05:18 pm PDT #8710 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
Anyone who says invisible friends aren't as good as real friends doesn't have real invisible friends.
This is my motto for the coming school year. I shall print it on banners, posters, shirts, mugs and other printable material.
It will look nice next to our "My cat is smarter than your honor student" bumper sticker.
erin_obscure - Jul 25, 2008 6:08:45 pm PDT #8711 of 10001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
Totally off topic, but i feel the need to discuss this and know of nowhere else appropriate.
Currently working at advertising agency. LOTS of magazines come in daily. One is playboy. I was browsing it today because, hey, why not? I've never actually looked at the inside of one. There were far fewer pictures of nude ladies than i expected. But those that were....were all hairless. Seriously? Is this expected? Hairless crotches? It was very odd. (And it goes without mentioning that most of the boobs were fake and there was clearly a LOT of in-expert airbrushing)
Do 30-something men expect women to have hairless pubic regions? Is this what i have been doing wrong?
Pix - Jul 25, 2008 6:16:34 pm PDT #8712 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Pornography has been rendering women hairless for a long time. I'm sad to say that I have heard my high school students talking about how "gross" it is for girls to have any pubic hair, which just makes me want to weep. (They do not have the same expectation of males, though I suspect they think that hair is pretty gross too.)
Definitely not what you've been doing wrong, though, babe. I don't think most men expect that at all, though I do think that young men with limited experience outside of porn might (the same way many young women don't have a clue what an uncircumcised penis looks like). But who the heck needs them.
NoiseDesign - Jul 25, 2008 6:32:41 pm PDT #8713 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
Is this what i have been doing wrong?
Clearly. Get shaving.
Pix - Jul 25, 2008 6:33:36 pm PDT #8714 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
So. Helpful.
NoiseDesign - Jul 25, 2008 6:34:26 pm PDT #8715 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
What?
ChiKat - Jul 25, 2008 6:38:22 pm PDT #8716 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Well, damn.
::adds razor to shopping list. And boobs. And air brusher.::
Pix - Jul 25, 2008 7:03:14 pm PDT #8717 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
I need to go get cat food. Why didn't I do this five hours ago?