You know, it's funny. We went to war never looking to come back, but it's the real world I couldn't survive.

Tracy ,'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Jul 25, 2008 6:16:34 pm PDT #8712 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Pornography has been rendering women hairless for a long time. I'm sad to say that I have heard my high school students talking about how "gross" it is for girls to have any pubic hair, which just makes me want to weep. (They do not have the same expectation of males, though I suspect they think that hair is pretty gross too.)

Definitely not what you've been doing wrong, though, babe. I don't think most men expect that at all, though I do think that young men with limited experience outside of porn might (the same way many young women don't have a clue what an uncircumcised penis looks like). But who the heck needs them.


NoiseDesign - Jul 25, 2008 6:32:41 pm PDT #8713 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Is this what i have been doing wrong?

Clearly. Get shaving.


Pix - Jul 25, 2008 6:33:36 pm PDT #8714 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

So. Helpful.


NoiseDesign - Jul 25, 2008 6:34:26 pm PDT #8715 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

What?


ChiKat - Jul 25, 2008 6:38:22 pm PDT #8716 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Well, damn.

::adds razor to shopping list. And boobs. And air brusher.::


Pix - Jul 25, 2008 7:03:14 pm PDT #8717 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I need to go get cat food. Why didn't I do this five hours ago?


Vortex - Jul 25, 2008 7:06:19 pm PDT #8718 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

whatever. I'll shave mine when he shaves his.


Laga - Jul 25, 2008 7:19:10 pm PDT #8719 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I'm bushy and proud. I used to have a mohawk that I kept pretty short, now I periodically shave the "interior" but I like my bushy bush.


erin_obscure - Jul 25, 2008 7:22:16 pm PDT #8720 of 10001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

yeah, i trim sometimes (a carryover from synchro days when one really doesn't want to force judges to stare at bushiness exploding from the crotch of one's swimsuit while one is upside down in the splits, exposing aforementioned crotch to all viewing from above) but i can't imagine why anyone would intentionally remove that much hair from such a delicate region. I mean, i wax my legs and ingrown hairs can be awful! On my shins! I don't want to imagine trying to exfoliate my labia *shudder*


Laga - Jul 25, 2008 7:22:41 pm PDT #8721 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I'll shave mine when he shaves his.

tell him it'll make his dick look bigger.