At Buffista Academy we can have any kind of Boyz we want.
I'm a single undead gal trying to make it in the big city. I have to start somewhere and they're evil here. They don't judge. They've got necro-tempered glass. No burning up. A great medical plan, and who needs dental more than us?
Harmony ,'Conviction (1)'
Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Barb - Jul 24, 2008 5:07:06 pm PDT #8450 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”
SuziQ - Jul 24, 2008 5:07:16 pm PDT #8451 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Was reading some of the buffista school stuff to the kids. K-Bug wants Pete to teach art and be all loomy.
NoiseDesign - Jul 24, 2008 5:07:48 pm PDT #8452 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
Seamus needs a bath.
Laura - Jul 24, 2008 5:10:59 pm PDT #8453 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
K-Bug wants Pete to teach art and be all loomy.
Yes! And Jilli could teach them all manners. I am always threatening to send the boys to finishing school. They wouldn't complain if Jilli was teaching them proper behavior.
(I did get a postcard from a Boca Raton finishing school once and kept it on the fridge for some time. The boys never believe my threats.)
Strix - Jul 24, 2008 5:11:08 pm PDT #8454 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
My world is simple. Simple, easy pleasures.
Sigh. Where's that consensual reality hoorah they're always blabbing about?
Yay! KRISTIN GETS TO GIVE A CAT BATH! You get all the fun jobs, you saucy minx!
NoiseDesign - Jul 24, 2008 5:13:21 pm PDT #8455 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
Last time we gave Seamus a bath it was winter and we had the heat on. After we towel dried him the adorable little damp critter walked right over to the nearest floor vent and sat right on it for about an hour to dry off. Cutest thing ever.
Atropa - Jul 24, 2008 5:16:09 pm PDT #8456 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Was reading some of the buffista school stuff to the kids. K-Bug wants Pete to teach art and be all loomy
I kind of assumed that would be a given.
Hmm. Except for the "dead Chosen one" part, I'm kinda Season 6 Buffy! Coo -- oh. Shit.
Hey, where's my hot vampire pain-guilt sex?!
Well, I don't know about finding you a vampire, but I'm sure we could probably find you an emotionally-tortured and not-very-stable hot guy to hook up with. Remember, that's a key part of having your own version of S6 Buffy. (At least, it was from mine and Plei's experiences, when we compared notes about our versions of S6.)
Atropa - Jul 24, 2008 5:17:26 pm PDT #8457 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
And Jilli could teach them all manners. I am always threatening to send the boys to finishing school. They wouldn't complain if Jilli was teaching them proper behavior.
Well, they wouldn't complain until I thwacked them with the edge of a folded fan.
Strix - Jul 24, 2008 5:18:23 pm PDT #8458 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Can ita be security? She's be the coolest security ever, and we would have a hologram ita and a fainting couch in the speakeasy whenever she felt shitty. And a lab working on headache powders that work.
And the school cafeteria would always have creme brulee and fresh raspberries.
Can we have moving staircases? And a ghost. A slighty creepy but not really threatening one. And my classroom needs to be in a tower. That's non-negotiable. I just want 50K a year, a charge account to Powell's and the ability to wesr fishnets and 40's inspired dresses without admin sneering at my modest teacherly decolletage. Modest! Mostly.
And we can have tea at 4 every day. Withe sherry and scotch, and grade....eh, we won't grade. Wait! The grad assistants from a local uni can do all the boring grading! YES! Or maybe out hot vamp cabanaistas will be intellectuals! Mostly. We'd have to have a couple of showy badasses.
Strix - Jul 24, 2008 5:20:18 pm PDT #8459 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Well, I don't know about finding you a vampire, but I'm sure we could probably find you an emotionally-tortured and not-very-stable hot guy to hook up with
I'm actually...kinda down with that, right now. Hot, you said?
And I'm all for the thwacking. Can I thwack, too? Maybe just poke them occasionally with a parasol?