Was reading some of the buffista school stuff to the kids. K-Bug wants Pete to teach art and be all loomy.
Angelus ,'Smile Time'
Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Seamus needs a bath.
K-Bug wants Pete to teach art and be all loomy.
Yes! And Jilli could teach them all manners. I am always threatening to send the boys to finishing school. They wouldn't complain if Jilli was teaching them proper behavior.
(I did get a postcard from a Boca Raton finishing school once and kept it on the fridge for some time. The boys never believe my threats.)
My world is simple. Simple, easy pleasures.
Sigh. Where's that consensual reality hoorah they're always blabbing about?
Yay! KRISTIN GETS TO GIVE A CAT BATH! You get all the fun jobs, you saucy minx!
Last time we gave Seamus a bath it was winter and we had the heat on. After we towel dried him the adorable little damp critter walked right over to the nearest floor vent and sat right on it for about an hour to dry off. Cutest thing ever.
Was reading some of the buffista school stuff to the kids. K-Bug wants Pete to teach art and be all loomy
I kind of assumed that would be a given.
Hmm. Except for the "dead Chosen one" part, I'm kinda Season 6 Buffy! Coo -- oh. Shit.
Hey, where's my hot vampire pain-guilt sex?!
Well, I don't know about finding you a vampire, but I'm sure we could probably find you an emotionally-tortured and not-very-stable hot guy to hook up with. Remember, that's a key part of having your own version of S6 Buffy. (At least, it was from mine and Plei's experiences, when we compared notes about our versions of S6.)
And Jilli could teach them all manners. I am always threatening to send the boys to finishing school. They wouldn't complain if Jilli was teaching them proper behavior.
Well, they wouldn't complain until I thwacked them with the edge of a folded fan.
Can ita be security? She's be the coolest security ever, and we would have a hologram ita and a fainting couch in the speakeasy whenever she felt shitty. And a lab working on headache powders that work.
And the school cafeteria would always have creme brulee and fresh raspberries.
Can we have moving staircases? And a ghost. A slighty creepy but not really threatening one. And my classroom needs to be in a tower. That's non-negotiable. I just want 50K a year, a charge account to Powell's and the ability to wesr fishnets and 40's inspired dresses without admin sneering at my modest teacherly decolletage. Modest! Mostly.
And we can have tea at 4 every day. Withe sherry and scotch, and grade....eh, we won't grade. Wait! The grad assistants from a local uni can do all the boring grading! YES! Or maybe out hot vamp cabanaistas will be intellectuals! Mostly. We'd have to have a couple of showy badasses.
Well, I don't know about finding you a vampire, but I'm sure we could probably find you an emotionally-tortured and not-very-stable hot guy to hook up with
I'm actually...kinda down with that, right now. Hot, you said?
And I'm all for the thwacking. Can I thwack, too? Maybe just poke them occasionally with a parasol?
I am so working at this school. Man, and I thought I was spoiled at my current school.
Drew did you drop off IM on purpose? You disappeared awhile back.