Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.

'Origin'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Calli - Jul 18, 2008 7:11:28 am PDT #7609 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

when a pathology lab says "this is weird," sometimes it's harmless-weird that was mistaken for harmful because no one had seen anything like it before.

That would be ideal. Or maybe the tumors will eventually cause my dad to mutate into a superhero of some sort. It's Senior Man! Call Senior Man for all your senior citizen-related superhero needs. Those durned kids won't come within miles of your lawn.


Steph L. - Jul 18, 2008 7:15:57 am PDT #7610 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Or maybe the tumors will eventually cause my dad to mutate into a superhero of some sort.

It's not a tumor; it's his POWER CENTER!!!! (Please tell me if making a joke about your dad's tumor is crass; I'll delete right away, with a thousand apologies. I'm just trying to keep things light, if I can.)


Calli - Jul 18, 2008 7:17:00 am PDT #7611 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

It's not a tumor; it's his POWER CENTER!!!

Hee! No, I figure if I'm making tumor jokes it's pretty much open season. But thanks for asking.


Glamcookie - Jul 18, 2008 8:39:49 am PDT #7612 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Continuing ~ma to your dad, Calli.


Miracleman - Jul 18, 2008 9:01:48 am PDT #7613 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Spot the obscure 'Hudson Hawk' reference


P.M. Marc - Jul 18, 2008 9:37:43 am PDT #7614 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Right -- I totally don't want to give you false hope, but when a pathology lab says "this is weird," sometimes it's harmless-weird that was mistaken for harmful because no one had seen anything like it before.

Have I mentioned that this is basically what happened with my father-in-law's lobe that was removed? They had to send it to California and take it apart piece by piece, but whatever it was, it wasn't the cancer they'd presumed.


sj - Jul 18, 2008 9:49:36 am PDT #7615 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Calli ~ma to your dad that weird is a good weird.

I'm sadly missing winter today. It's sticky and hot and I got eaten alive by a mosquito last night. I went to the farmer's market, the comic store, and the natural food store today. Picked up some lavender oil to fight off the mosquitoes and now it is time to collapse.


DCJensen - Jul 18, 2008 10:18:38 am PDT #7616 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

And I though *I* once had a bad first day on the job:

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JZ - Jul 18, 2008 10:25:22 am PDT #7617 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

And I though *I* once had a bad first day on the job:

It's no Squirrel Cop, but, still, poor guy! Hopefully he's used up all his crappy-day-at-work mojo on the first day and it'll be smooth sailing from here on out. Or maybe he ought to switch over to bicycle cop.


meara - Jul 18, 2008 10:26:31 am PDT #7618 of 10001

Well, at least HE didn't wreck the car, someone else drove into it while it was parked.