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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Right -- I totally don't want to give you false hope, but when a pathology lab says "this is weird," sometimes it's harmless-weird that was mistaken for harmful because no one had seen anything like it before.
Have I mentioned that this is basically what happened with my father-in-law's lobe that was removed? They had to send it to California and take it apart piece by piece, but whatever it was, it wasn't the cancer they'd presumed.
Calli ~ma to your dad that weird is a good weird.
I'm sadly missing winter today. It's sticky and hot and I got eaten alive by a mosquito last night. I went to the farmer's market, the comic store, and the natural food store today. Picked up some lavender oil to fight off the mosquitoes and now it is time to collapse.
And I though *I* once had a bad first day on the job:
It's no Squirrel Cop, but, still, poor guy! Hopefully he's used up all his crappy-day-at-work mojo on the first day and it'll be smooth sailing from here on out. Or maybe he ought to switch over to bicycle cop.
Well, at least HE didn't wreck the car, someone else drove into it while it was parked.
And I though *I* once had a bad first day on the job:
My friend Jay (not the one you know) set the Dairy Queen on fire on his first day. Basically, he accidentally started a small grease fire. He threw some paper towels on it to try to smother it. The towels caught fire and then set a poster on the wall on fire. The fire alarm went off and everyone left the kitchen. He just walked outside, got into his car, and drove away. He never went back.
OMG! That's hysterical. I could totally see the Jay I know doing that. I wish it were him who the story was about. Hee. Then I could tease him about having worked at DQ.
(Also...paper towels? On a grease fire?? Dude. I know that maybe you think "OK, water isn't supposed to go on a grease fire", but...who thinks PAPER TOWELS go on a FIRE?!?) (Isn't it baking soda or something, on a grease fire? Or, um, FIRE EXTINGUISHER?)
Well, yes. When he would tell the story, he would say "so, then I tried to throw some paper towels on it to smother it. I know, I was 16, give me a break"
who thinks PAPER TOWELS go on a FIRE?!?
Maybe he was trying a homeopathic remedy?
Catching up:
Neither did the Girl--I showed it to her tonight!
There's a Girl? meara has a Girl??? That's AWESOME!
(Clearly I have skipped some somewhere).