Look, Angel, I know you've been out of the loop for a while, but I'm still evil. I don't do errands...unless they're evil errands.

Lilah ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


amych - Jul 18, 2008 6:13:42 am PDT #7605 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Oy, Calli. I mean, path samples are sent around all the time for further analysis, second opinions, whatev -- but ya think they maybe could've found a better way to put it?


Nora Deirdre - Jul 18, 2008 6:15:42 am PDT #7606 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

:scuffs toe, blushes:

You guys! You're good for my ego I tell you what.

Things you don't want to hear from an oncologist: The tumor was so bizarre we sent it up to Sloane-Kettering for analysis.

Yikes, Calli! I am hoping this somehow makes the diagnosis more comprehensive? Or maybe it's so bizarre that it is actually totally harmless!


Fred Pete - Jul 18, 2008 6:23:53 am PDT #7607 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Belated Happy Birthday, Juliana!


Steph L. - Jul 18, 2008 6:50:57 am PDT #7608 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Things you don't want to hear from an oncologist: The tumor was so bizarre we sent it up to Sloane-Kettering for analysis.

Yikes, Calli! I am hoping this somehow makes the diagnosis more comprehensive? Or maybe it's so bizarre that it is actually totally harmless!

Right -- I totally don't want to give you false hope, but when a pathology lab says "this is weird," sometimes it's harmless-weird that was mistaken for harmful because no one had seen anything like it before.

Teppy, was it this you were thinking of with the signature thing?

Actually, I had read that one before, but it was Madeleine L'Engle, in A Circle of Quiet. And she only did the check-signature thing once; very possibly I conflated her story with credit-card dude.

ION, the Apple repair dudes in my 'hood were awesome even on the phone, and told me that they could fix it in about an hour...once they have the part. So I'm dropping the laptop off Monday after work. They said that the part + repair will be in the neighborhood of $150, which is naturally more than I *want* to pay but far less than I was fearing. So that's cool. And they're Apple-authorized repair/training/etc. dudes, so I feel good about it.


Calli - Jul 18, 2008 7:11:28 am PDT #7609 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

when a pathology lab says "this is weird," sometimes it's harmless-weird that was mistaken for harmful because no one had seen anything like it before.

That would be ideal. Or maybe the tumors will eventually cause my dad to mutate into a superhero of some sort. It's Senior Man! Call Senior Man for all your senior citizen-related superhero needs. Those durned kids won't come within miles of your lawn.


Steph L. - Jul 18, 2008 7:15:57 am PDT #7610 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Or maybe the tumors will eventually cause my dad to mutate into a superhero of some sort.

It's not a tumor; it's his POWER CENTER!!!! (Please tell me if making a joke about your dad's tumor is crass; I'll delete right away, with a thousand apologies. I'm just trying to keep things light, if I can.)


Calli - Jul 18, 2008 7:17:00 am PDT #7611 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

It's not a tumor; it's his POWER CENTER!!!

Hee! No, I figure if I'm making tumor jokes it's pretty much open season. But thanks for asking.


Glamcookie - Jul 18, 2008 8:39:49 am PDT #7612 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Continuing ~ma to your dad, Calli.


Miracleman - Jul 18, 2008 9:01:48 am PDT #7613 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Spot the obscure 'Hudson Hawk' reference


P.M. Marc - Jul 18, 2008 9:37:43 am PDT #7614 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Right -- I totally don't want to give you false hope, but when a pathology lab says "this is weird," sometimes it's harmless-weird that was mistaken for harmful because no one had seen anything like it before.

Have I mentioned that this is basically what happened with my father-in-law's lobe that was removed? They had to send it to California and take it apart piece by piece, but whatever it was, it wasn't the cancer they'd presumed.