I'm supposed to deliver you to the Master now. There's this whole deal where I get to be immortal. Are you cool with that?

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Amy - Jul 08, 2008 4:50:52 pm PDT #6273 of 10001
Because books.

I'm no good at episode titles. (Which is why I love Friends "The One with the..." style.)

But favorite Simpsons include:

the one where Lisa trips at ... Duffland, is it?

The Halloween episode with Pierce Brosnan as the voice of the robotic house.

The one where Sideshow Bob marries ... Patty? (or the other one?) Is that also the one with the rake?

Jesus, you'd think I'd fried my brains with a lot of drugs over the years, given my memory.

What?


SuziQ - Jul 08, 2008 4:51:44 pm PDT #6274 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I have to admit that he isn't very creative and doesn't force me to see the best cut for my head.

Kirsten is good at taking what you ask for and telling you what will and won't work.

BARB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At least the A's have an All-Star pitcher this year.

Just signed CJ up for Karate classes - 3 group classes a week and 1 private lesson. I hope it helps him meet kids and get some excess energy out.


Jessica - Jul 08, 2008 4:52:44 pm PDT #6275 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Then the Scorpio episode supplanted it

"Sorry it's not in packets. Do you want any cream?"


Steph L. - Jul 08, 2008 4:53:16 pm PDT #6276 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

the one where Lisa trips at ... Duffland, is it?

Ha! I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!!!!

The one where Sideshow Bob marries ... Patty? (or the other one?)

Uh, I totally can't rememeber which sister he marries.

Is that also the one with the rake?

That was the fantabulous Cape Fear takeoff. Although after that, I'm pretty sure the rake became a running gag.

You know, *any* episode with Sideshow Bob is a winner in my book.


Barb - Jul 08, 2008 4:53:28 pm PDT #6277 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”

Jesus, you'd think I'd fried my brains with a lot of drugs over the years, given my memory.

What?

Nothing. Nothing a'tall... ::whistles::

Teppy, thank The Boy and thank you, darling. :smoochies::


Steph L. - Jul 08, 2008 4:54:18 pm PDT #6278 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

"Sorry it's not in packets. Do you want any cream?"

"Ye...uh, no..." t backs away slowly


Jessica - Jul 08, 2008 4:55:11 pm PDT #6279 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm still not sure they ever topped the Treehouse of Horror where Kang and Kodos run for President, but I'm willing to be proven wrong.

[eta: And naturally, typing the word "tree" just now has earwormed me with the song at the end of the one where Lisa becomes an environmental activist because she's in love with Pacey. This log, it used to be a tree / now it spreads joy to you and me / oh, look! It's heading out to sea!]


Amy - Jul 08, 2008 4:55:48 pm PDT #6280 of 10001
Because books.

Yes, Sideshow Bob is always a win, for me. The first time I saw the rake gag, I nearly choked myself laughing, mostly because I couldn't actually believe they had the balls to take it that far.

::gropes Barb some more. For Tep's Boy, of course. Since he's not here. Just trying to help out where I can::


Jessica - Jul 08, 2008 4:59:38 pm PDT #6281 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Because it was so completely delicious, I'm going to be Hec for a minute and post what I made for dinner:

3 strips prosciutto, roughly chopped
1 tbps butter
1/2 onion, diced
freshly ground black pepper
1 cute little yellow squash,cubed (CSA!)
1/2 bunch arugula, coarsely chopped and copiously washed to remove grit and caterpillars(CSA!)
2-3 tbsp basil, coarsely chopped
2 eggs, beaten with a splash of cream
parmesan cheese, grated

Into a 10-inch nonstick skillet in the order listed. Didn't add the eggs until the veggies were very slightly browned and the squash and arugula had shrunk a bit. Grate cheese directly on top of everything. Cover just long enough to cook the top of the eggs. SO. VERY. YUM.


SailAweigh - Jul 08, 2008 5:00:26 pm PDT #6282 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

How much does my TiVo love me? It asked me if I wanted to change channels and record The Princess Bride. ♥ TiVo.