I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet.

Spike ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Jul 01, 2008 1:44:16 pm PDT #5521 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

I luvre my capris so very much. I can wear them with heeled sandals to work, which is part of my love. The main reason I love them, though, is because they cover the spider/varicose veins that seem to be emerging on my thighs (thanks, Mom) while still looking cute. I like skirts, but they tend to make me look even shorter than I am (even at varying lengths) in a way that the right length capris don't.

P.S. I am procrastinating. I need to write the last five feedback emails to my online summer students, and I'm utterly unmotivated to do so. I'm so glad I stuck to my plan and finished five on Sunday and five yesterday so I'm not as overwhelmed as I was last week.


Atropa - Jul 01, 2008 1:47:09 pm PDT #5522 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Target is only a $100 store for me around Halloween. And even then it's not, because Pete has this habit of taking most of the spooky decorations out of the shopping cart because he thinks they're too cheesy looking.


Pix - Jul 01, 2008 1:54:20 pm PDT #5523 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Oh for the love of...

You remember how I had to fill out pages and pages of an online application for the online Johns Hopkins job after I had already been offered it? Well I was wondering why I hadn't gotten any tax forms to fill out yet--I'm more than two weeks into the job and am was, in theory, supposed to get my first paycheck a couple days ago--so I emailed my supervisor. He apologized, had no idea I hadn't gotten that paperwork yet, and forwarded my info onto their payroll person.

I got this email in reply:

Hello [my real name],

Thank you for your interest in careers with Johns Hopkins University's Center for Talented Youth.
To process your information, I will need your signature on the attached release forms to give us permission to check background, employment and education. To expedite processing, please fax these to me at your earliest convenience.
If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to call or email me.

[human resources lady's name]

Attached? Four MASSIVE pdfs that require NOT just signatures, but all kinds of information about my education and current work that I have ALREADY given them so that they can check to be sure I am qualified to teach the class I have already been teaching for two weeks.

And guess what? No tax forms. Apparently they have to process all the rest of this bullshit before they can officially hire me and put me on payroll.

For fucksake. I really hate university bureaucracy.


askye - Jul 01, 2008 2:02:40 pm PDT #5524 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

I resisted capris and now I like them. Although I originally typed that as crapis...

It didn't look like Anna was eating and I got worried but then I mixed the cat food with water to make cat food soup and she's drinking that.

I'm supposed to be loking for apartments to go rent but it seems anything in my price range is.., not quite what I want but I will still look.

Right now some neighbors are practicing iwth their band. It sounds like scream core or what I would assume that sounds like. I'm giving them until 7:30 and then going over and asking if they can knock it off. If I make it that long, I really hate going over there because I've called the cops twice on a group of people over there and I think it's the same group. But seriously all I can hear is DRUMS DRUMS DRUMS the drumming in my head.. and occasionally a guitar and some screaming.

I'm sure the guy is screaming about death and desctruction and mayhem that's been done better before.


NoiseDesign - Jul 01, 2008 2:05:01 pm PDT #5525 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

If they can't process their shit on time sounds like you don't need to do the student evaluations on time.


Pix - Jul 01, 2008 2:17:42 pm PDT #5526 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

This job is way more trouble than its worth in many ways. You know me, though. I can't slack off on the actual work.


Fay - Jul 01, 2008 2:30:23 pm PDT #5527 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

I haven't even made it out of the yoga pants and t-shirt I slept in, so you're all doing a lot better than me.

I haven't made it out of the nothing I slept in! Or indeed into the shower yet. Um. But I HAVE made and consumed tarragon creamed mushrooms with chicken, accompanied by a slice of honeydew melon and a cup of black vanilla chai.

Yum!


amych - Jul 01, 2008 2:32:01 pm PDT #5528 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I haven't made it out of the nothing I slept in!

broken now


Connie Neil - Jul 01, 2008 2:34:12 pm PDT #5529 of 10001
brillig

Nekkid Fay!

Yay!


vw bug - Jul 01, 2008 2:37:29 pm PDT #5530 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Toto just stole Molly's pill pocket with her hypothyroid meds. Our vet (both Molly and Toto's) is closed, and none of the emergency vets will help me. They just keep saying to call poison control, which is $60, and I don't have $60.

And I can't find helpful info online. I'm in tears and so frustrated. I don't know what to do.