Buffy: A Guide, but no water or food. So it leads me to the sacred place and then a week later it leads you to my bleached bones? Giles: Buffy, really. It takes more than a week to bleach bones.

'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


askye - Jun 30, 2008 11:51:38 am PDT #5414 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Well, Anna is back from the vet. They were done by the time I got there (and it helps the vet is only a block from work).

So far on really bad news, although the blood tests won't be back until Wednesday. She does have an infected tooth so that's why she wasn't eating the dry food, I have an antibiotic for her. They won't clean her teeth at her age (she's 19, my Old Lady Kitty), and they don't really want to pull the tooth unless they have to. Her ears were dirty adn they cleaned them (she hasn't been letting me do that lately) and she was dehydrated so she got some fluids. Besides the medicine they gave me some special food to mix with her regular food. And I brought her home and she got out of the carrier and immiediately ate some of her food. So that's good.

And she has fleas, but not bad. But over all her eyes are good, she's not senile, and her head trembling may have been from her ears and she was shaking her ears or it was messing with her balance or something.

They vet was impressed at how well she is for her age so I feel better.

Well the blood work could show something is wrong with her, but she's not in any pain except discomfort from the tooth and that was what I was worried about, that she was in pain and I didn't realize it.

There could still be bad news though. But there's a lady at work with a lot of cats (like 15) and she wants to pare down so if something does happen to Anna I know where I'm going to get another cat.

Sex with a table. WAs he just rubbing up against it? Or was ...no I don't really want to know anything else.


Steph L. - Jun 30, 2008 11:58:48 am PDT #5415 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Sex with a table.

Makes me feel downright (dare I say it?) vanilla.

What? I only have sex with my boyfriend, who is a human. Compared to a table-fucker, I'm pretty boring.

Oh, hi. I'm back from vacation. A little blonder, a little bit of sun poisoning (which SUCKS), and a lot less stressed for now. I go back to work tomorrow, so we'll see how long it takes to undo all the de-stress-ification.

I've read Beep Me and Press, but that's all. If I missed anything major, please to recap?


Vortex - Jun 30, 2008 11:59:44 am PDT #5416 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Sex with a table. WAs he just rubbing up against it?

yeah, pretty much.


DebetEsse - Jun 30, 2008 12:02:54 pm PDT #5417 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I must admit I was imagining a place to put a shade umbrella in the top of the table. It didn't sound comfortable, but I couldn't come up with anything else that would rise to "sex with"


amych - Jun 30, 2008 12:03:40 pm PDT #5418 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I must admit I was imagining a place to put a shade umbrella in the top of the table.

I believe that was in fact the table-orifice of choice.


askye - Jun 30, 2008 12:07:27 pm PDT #5419 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Yeah I was wondering there was ...insertion of some kind going on because otherwise it's just rubbing up against a table. Which isn't as weird as if he was doing other things.


omnis_audis - Jun 30, 2008 12:14:52 pm PDT #5420 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Sex with a table. WAs he just rubbing up against it? Or was ...no I don't really want to know anything else.
I'm with Askye on this one. Curious, but really not wanting to know. And what is up with the multiple recordings? And how did they know when he was.. well, you know? I wonder who is the bigger perv, the guy humping the table or the person recording it? Multiple times.


amych - Jun 30, 2008 12:28:14 pm PDT #5421 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Multiple times.

As far as I'm concerned, you just answered the question.


Toddson - Jun 30, 2008 12:43:52 pm PDT #5422 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Perhaps, in his teen years, he was having sex with the couch, rather than on it?


Vortex - Jun 30, 2008 1:03:29 pm PDT #5423 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Things that have annoyed me today:

1. Student 1, I told you the process for ordering the item. You were to get the information, and give it to me so that the item could be ordered through the university system. This was made clear to you AND your mentor. Why did you come to me today and say that the company needed a credit card to pay for the item that you ordered after I told you how to do this? WE WENT OVER THIS.

2. Student 2, I told you that you could fax something from my office. It's fine that you didn't want to wait for it to be finished. You told me that you would come back or call at 4:30 or 5. It's almost 6. I am about to leave. I am not answering the phone so that I can wait for you to get here.

3. Friend, I am throwing you a baby shower. I am happy to do it, but I have a small apartment and it's adults only. Your niece, while adorable, is not an adult. She is not even an honorary adult, she is 7. Inviting her will piss off the other people who will be told not to bring their children. It is unfair. While it is your shower, please consider others' feelings. p.s. - this situation is in no way analagous to our mutual friend who invited her 10 year old stepdaughter-to-be to her bridal shower, please don't use that to justify this.