I must admit I was imagining a place to put a shade umbrella in the top of the table. It didn't sound comfortable, but I couldn't come up with anything else that would rise to "sex with"
Haven't you killed me enough for one day?
Mal ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DebetEsse - Jun 30, 2008 12:02:54 pm PDT #5417 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
amych - Jun 30, 2008 12:03:40 pm PDT #5418 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I must admit I was imagining a place to put a shade umbrella in the top of the table.
I believe that was in fact the table-orifice of choice.
askye - Jun 30, 2008 12:07:27 pm PDT #5419 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
Yeah I was wondering there was ...insertion of some kind going on because otherwise it's just rubbing up against a table. Which isn't as weird as if he was doing other things.
omnis_audis - Jun 30, 2008 12:14:52 pm PDT #5420 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Sex with a table. WAs he just rubbing up against it? Or was ...no I don't really want to know anything else.I'm with Askye on this one. Curious, but really not wanting to know. And what is up with the multiple recordings? And how did they know when he was.. well, you know? I wonder who is the bigger perv, the guy humping the table or the person recording it? Multiple times.
amych - Jun 30, 2008 12:28:14 pm PDT #5421 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Multiple times.
As far as I'm concerned, you just answered the question.
Toddson - Jun 30, 2008 12:43:52 pm PDT #5422 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Perhaps, in his teen years, he was having sex with the couch, rather than on it?
Vortex - Jun 30, 2008 1:03:29 pm PDT #5423 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Things that have annoyed me today:
1. Student 1, I told you the process for ordering the item. You were to get the information, and give it to me so that the item could be ordered through the university system. This was made clear to you AND your mentor. Why did you come to me today and say that the company needed a credit card to pay for the item that you ordered after I told you how to do this? WE WENT OVER THIS.
2. Student 2, I told you that you could fax something from my office. It's fine that you didn't want to wait for it to be finished. You told me that you would come back or call at 4:30 or 5. It's almost 6. I am about to leave. I am not answering the phone so that I can wait for you to get here.
3. Friend, I am throwing you a baby shower. I am happy to do it, but I have a small apartment and it's adults only. Your niece, while adorable, is not an adult. She is not even an honorary adult, she is 7. Inviting her will piss off the other people who will be told not to bring their children. It is unfair. While it is your shower, please consider others' feelings. p.s. - this situation is in no way analagous to our mutual friend who invited her 10 year old stepdaughter-to-be to her bridal shower, please don't use that to justify this.
Susan W. - Jun 30, 2008 1:15:17 pm PDT #5424 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
OK, talked to the broker. Preliminarily, I'm inclined to like him. My one concern is that I feel like we're relatively small-scale and middle class compared to most of his clientele. Like, I think he understands why I'm anxious to get a largish chunk of cash quickly so we can pay the debts and so on, but it's not the kind of thing he usually does. We're definitely on the same page WRT my priorities, which are "pay the debts first, because that's like getting a big raise, and then diversify what's left to protect our investment."
amych - Jun 30, 2008 1:19:20 pm PDT #5425 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
The vast, vast majority of investors these days are small-scale and middle-class. If those anxieties decide to come at you, look them straight in the eye and say "fuck that, he's working for us."
The other part -- priorities and comfortable fit -- sound like they're exactly where they should be.
beth b - Jun 30, 2008 1:47:44 pm PDT #5426 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Soo sleepy. Yet I can't nap. I tried.