'Shindig'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Sex with a table.
Makes me feel downright (dare I say it?) vanilla.
What? I only have sex with my boyfriend, who is a human. Compared to a table-fucker, I'm pretty boring.
Oh, hi. I'm back from vacation. A little blonder, a little bit of sun poisoning (which SUCKS), and a lot less stressed for now. I go back to work tomorrow, so we'll see how long it takes to undo all the de-stress-ification.
I've read Beep Me and Press, but that's all. If I missed anything major, please to recap?
Sex with a table. WAs he just rubbing up against it?
yeah, pretty much.
I must admit I was imagining a place to put a shade umbrella in the top of the table. It didn't sound comfortable, but I couldn't come up with anything else that would rise to "sex with"
I must admit I was imagining a place to put a shade umbrella in the top of the table.
I believe that was in fact the table-orifice of choice.
Yeah I was wondering there was ...insertion of some kind going on because otherwise it's just rubbing up against a table. Which isn't as weird as if he was doing other things.
Sex with a table. WAs he just rubbing up against it? Or was ...no I don't really want to know anything else.I'm with Askye on this one. Curious, but really not wanting to know. And what is up with the multiple recordings? And how did they know when he was.. well, you know? I wonder who is the bigger perv, the guy humping the table or the person recording it? Multiple times.
Multiple times.
As far as I'm concerned, you just answered the question.
Perhaps, in his teen years, he was having sex with the couch, rather than on it?
Things that have annoyed me today:
1. Student 1, I told you the process for ordering the item. You were to get the information, and give it to me so that the item could be ordered through the university system. This was made clear to you AND your mentor. Why did you come to me today and say that the company needed a credit card to pay for the item that you ordered after I told you how to do this? WE WENT OVER THIS.
2. Student 2, I told you that you could fax something from my office. It's fine that you didn't want to wait for it to be finished. You told me that you would come back or call at 4:30 or 5. It's almost 6. I am about to leave. I am not answering the phone so that I can wait for you to get here.
3. Friend, I am throwing you a baby shower. I am happy to do it, but I have a small apartment and it's adults only. Your niece, while adorable, is not an adult. She is not even an honorary adult, she is 7. Inviting her will piss off the other people who will be told not to bring their children. It is unfair. While it is your shower, please consider others' feelings. p.s. - this situation is in no way analagous to our mutual friend who invited her 10 year old stepdaughter-to-be to her bridal shower, please don't use that to justify this.
OK, talked to the broker. Preliminarily, I'm inclined to like him. My one concern is that I feel like we're relatively small-scale and middle class compared to most of his clientele. Like, I think he understands why I'm anxious to get a largish chunk of cash quickly so we can pay the debts and so on, but it's not the kind of thing he usually does. We're definitely on the same page WRT my priorities, which are "pay the debts first, because that's like getting a big raise, and then diversify what's left to protect our investment."