Out. For. A. Walk. ... Bitch.

Spike ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Jun 24, 2008 5:57:18 am PDT #4653 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Asshat!Boss is determined to be an asshat to the end. I wanted to take yesterday off, but had scheduled this meeting to talk about what's going to happen when he leaves. Drag my ass in. I get in, sit down, and say "because you're leaving . . " he says "oh, did I say I was leaving? I said if I was leaving" Asshole. Then, he tells me to reschedule for today. I arrive, his secy calls to say I'm there. I can hear him saying "what, we have an appointment? Are you sure, etc." It was his freaking idea!!!! I go in, sit down, he says "I'm glad your office is nearby, I'm not ready to chat with you." Motherfucker, then have the COMMON COURTESY to call and cancel. And check you fucking calendar when you get in the office, you dumb fuck!!!


SailAweigh - Jun 24, 2008 6:07:53 am PDT #4654 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

::hands Vortex a gin and tonic::

::and an axe::


Glamcookie - Jun 24, 2008 6:26:12 am PDT #4655 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Asshat!Boss has earned that name.

I have a call with the most annoying person in the world in 5 minutes. Don't wanna!


Daisy Jane - Jun 24, 2008 6:34:35 am PDT #4656 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Maria! It's 98 now, wait until later. Again, I apologize.


Toddson - Jun 24, 2008 6:35:11 am PDT #4657 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

GC, at least on the phone you can make faces and rude gestures (for what little comfort that may be).


Vortex - Jun 24, 2008 6:35:21 am PDT #4658 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

In what twisted scrabble world is "bummy" not a word?


Maria - Jun 24, 2008 6:46:43 am PDT #4659 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Vortex, I swear to god A!B is his own special circle of hell.

DJ, no worries. I just like to complain. At least your city wasn't built on a swamp.


Burrell - Jun 24, 2008 6:54:55 am PDT #4660 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Oh ND, I'm sorry that it wasn't better news.


ChiKat - Jun 24, 2008 7:17:51 am PDT #4661 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I've got a trapeze class on Wednesday

Seriously?? That sounds like so much fun! Have you done it before?

Vortex, your boss is an evil creature and must be made to suffer.


meara - Jun 24, 2008 7:32:13 am PDT #4662 of 10001

Wow, Vortex, that is seriously asshatty of him. Seriously. Is there no way to lay down the law to him? Or can he just make your life a living hell if he doesn't leave/if he leaves shit behind for you to clean up or whatever?

I am at a training/conference thing. Which is good because it doesn't require thinking. And because i get to meet/re-meet and actually put faces with names for some of my scattered coworkers. But it requires being awake at what, to my body, felt like 4:30AM. And staying awake while people talk about thing that are not, objectively, very interesting, in a conference room the warmth of a glacier in Antarctica. AGH. I do get fed a very yummy meal tonight, though...(am on lunch rigth now, but occasionally checking b.org on my phone under the table at other points...)

I think Hil's been taking trapeze classes in Baltimore for a while now, off adn on. They sound awesome and fun, but she's said they use crazy muscles and make her very sore afterward!