Mal: Cut it out. Job's not done until we're back on Serenity. Zoe: Sorry, sir. Didn't mean to enjoy the moment.

'Ariel'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Jun 18, 2008 5:19:24 am PDT #3929 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

What is PIV sex?

It took me a minute, because I kept seeing it as "point of view" sex.

Teppy, I hope it's something that's findable and fixable. You definitely want to drink the liquids, because otherwise they'll pump it in through a catheter. This happened to me once and I do not recommend it.

I have about 30 hours of work to finish before I leave for the F2F at this time tomorrow. How's that time machine coming, MM? Also, I had to scurry around yesterday, because Mr Peabody was going to stay with the woman who had fostered him, but she called to say that there was a hole in the fence that her pack of foster dogs had found, and she couldn't guarantee she'd be able to find it and fix it by today. Most boarding places wanted to "evaluate" Mr P and have a parent-teacher conference about his personality. I e-mailed a friend who's a part-time dog trainer to see if she had any ideas, and she offered to keep him. She is now my new hero.


Miracleman - Jun 18, 2008 5:22:39 am PDT #3930 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

How's that time machine coming, MM?

Works fine.


Miracleman - Jun 18, 2008 5:23:02 am PDT #3931 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

How's that time machine coming, MM?

Not so good, I...

...wait.


Steph L. - Jun 18, 2008 5:37:41 am PDT #3932 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

What is PIV sex?

It took me a minute, because I kept seeing it as "point of view" sex.

Well, kind of.

Haven't taken an Ativan yet, b/c I haven't eaten any solid food yet today. As soon as I eat something, I'll take an Ativan. I don't want to take it on an empty stomach.

One more new vent.

SERIOUSLY?!?!?

We just got an e-mail that starting tomorrow, once a week the company will be having a 20-minute PRAYER TIME IN THE OFFICE.

Isn't that, I don't know, ILLEGAL???

It's not mandatory, but -- SERIOUSLY?????????

(Go ahead, Scola; I know you have links all lined up.)

I'm assuming that the heathens among us who choose not to participate can take a 20-minute break at that time, because I am DAMN WELL not going to be punished with more work than my pious co-workers for choosing to not PRAY IN THE WORKPLACE.

(You think I could go and pray -- loudly -- to the Flying Spaghetti Monster?)

(How long after that do you think I'd still be employed?)


Toddson - Jun 18, 2008 5:40:03 am PDT #3933 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

How about setting up a voudoun altar at your desk, for YOUR religion. Bring in some chickens to sacrifice. (Check the Scola links - you'd need them.)


Tom Scola - Jun 18, 2008 5:40:11 am PDT #3934 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

(Go ahead, Scola; I know you have links all lined up.)

You've dried up my source of links this week, Tep. Sorry.


Steph L. - Jun 18, 2008 5:41:32 am PDT #3935 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

You've dried up my source of links this week, Tep. Sorry.

Wow. That's like finding Brigadoon.

Ish.


Jessica - Jun 18, 2008 5:44:31 am PDT #3936 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

once a week the company will be having a 20-minute PRAYER TIME IN THE OFFICE.

ICKICKICKICKICKICKICK.

I doubt it's illegal for a small, private company, but ICKICKICKICKICKICKICK.


Tom Scola - Jun 18, 2008 5:46:56 am PDT #3937 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I have to say, though, that this job I previously linked to in North Beach looks pretty sweet.


Steph L. - Jun 18, 2008 5:49:17 am PDT #3938 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Big!Boss has even formulated SEVEN (count 'em!) "Article of Faith" to guide the prayer time. I just want to excerpt 2 here:

Article #1] [Company] will give praise to God the Father of Heaven and Earth.

Okay, awfully patriarchal, but more or less non-specific.

Article #2] [Company] will give thanks to God the Father, Son and Holy Spirit.

Until we get to this one. So it's a *Christian* prayer time.

The funniest part? (In the sense of if I don't laugh, I'll cry?) The only space in the office large enough for the number of people they expect to have is right outside one of the Jewish employee's office. I'm sure he'll LOVE hearing his co-workers praying to Jesus.