Buffy: You tossed that vamp like he was a... little teeny vamp. Riley: You wanna go again? C'mon. I bet this place is just teeming with aerodynamic vampires.

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Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Miracleman - Jun 18, 2008 5:23:02 am PDT #3931 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

How's that time machine coming, MM?

Not so good, I...

...wait.


Steph L. - Jun 18, 2008 5:37:41 am PDT #3932 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

What is PIV sex?

It took me a minute, because I kept seeing it as "point of view" sex.

Well, kind of.

Haven't taken an Ativan yet, b/c I haven't eaten any solid food yet today. As soon as I eat something, I'll take an Ativan. I don't want to take it on an empty stomach.

One more new vent.

SERIOUSLY?!?!?

We just got an e-mail that starting tomorrow, once a week the company will be having a 20-minute PRAYER TIME IN THE OFFICE.

Isn't that, I don't know, ILLEGAL???

It's not mandatory, but -- SERIOUSLY?????????

(Go ahead, Scola; I know you have links all lined up.)

I'm assuming that the heathens among us who choose not to participate can take a 20-minute break at that time, because I am DAMN WELL not going to be punished with more work than my pious co-workers for choosing to not PRAY IN THE WORKPLACE.

(You think I could go and pray -- loudly -- to the Flying Spaghetti Monster?)

(How long after that do you think I'd still be employed?)


Toddson - Jun 18, 2008 5:40:03 am PDT #3933 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

How about setting up a voudoun altar at your desk, for YOUR religion. Bring in some chickens to sacrifice. (Check the Scola links - you'd need them.)


Tom Scola - Jun 18, 2008 5:40:11 am PDT #3934 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

(Go ahead, Scola; I know you have links all lined up.)

You've dried up my source of links this week, Tep. Sorry.


Steph L. - Jun 18, 2008 5:41:32 am PDT #3935 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

You've dried up my source of links this week, Tep. Sorry.

Wow. That's like finding Brigadoon.

Ish.


Jessica - Jun 18, 2008 5:44:31 am PDT #3936 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

once a week the company will be having a 20-minute PRAYER TIME IN THE OFFICE.

ICKICKICKICKICKICKICK.

I doubt it's illegal for a small, private company, but ICKICKICKICKICKICKICK.


Tom Scola - Jun 18, 2008 5:46:56 am PDT #3937 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I have to say, though, that this job I previously linked to in North Beach looks pretty sweet.


Steph L. - Jun 18, 2008 5:49:17 am PDT #3938 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Big!Boss has even formulated SEVEN (count 'em!) "Article of Faith" to guide the prayer time. I just want to excerpt 2 here:

Article #1] [Company] will give praise to God the Father of Heaven and Earth.

Okay, awfully patriarchal, but more or less non-specific.

Article #2] [Company] will give thanks to God the Father, Son and Holy Spirit.

Until we get to this one. So it's a *Christian* prayer time.

The funniest part? (In the sense of if I don't laugh, I'll cry?) The only space in the office large enough for the number of people they expect to have is right outside one of the Jewish employee's office. I'm sure he'll LOVE hearing his co-workers praying to Jesus.


Steph L. - Jun 18, 2008 5:50:23 am PDT #3939 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I have to say, though, that this job I previously linked to in North Beach looks pretty sweet.

Indeed it does.


Sparky1 - Jun 18, 2008 5:50:55 am PDT #3940 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

I doubt it's illegal for a small, private company

It is legal for a private company. It's not legal for them to use it as a basis for hiring/firing/employement decisions if you don't attend. The general advice for a company that wants to do this is to have it before or after work because of the pressure it places on employees who do not want to participate, and that they should allow employees of a different faith to hold their own meeting.

In other words, while it is legal, it may lead to religious discrimination and most employers should avoid those lawsuits by just not doing this.

So sorry, Steph.