Speaking of weird: Buy a car, get a free handgun!

I think someone there has played a little too much GTA...

They actually changed their web page today. Earlier today it had a comments area at the bottom, now the comments section is gone, replaced by videos from major news outlets.

I can imagine they didn't always get the kind of comments they wanted today.

They got all the free publicity they could possibly want.

Hello! Director of Finance at Aims's new place! We love lurkers in the good way.

My cat likes lotion and will lick my arms like crazy. She has a tiny tongue so it tickles. Mom's cat likes to lick my ear and his tongue is really rough so it's scratchy.

YAY three day weekend! YAY my benefits and payriase for being there permenent kick in next pay check. Also Mom has SIX! More working days before she retires!

My Sash might say: Vegetarian- means more meat for you!, Feminist, if you're a guy and whine, I like guys, but not you. Whiner, if you are a chick and whines about how a feminist bit your sister and it's not all kumbaya get along fairy tale take your big girl pill that's life; Christian, not closed minded, not actively trying to save you; Self Esteem issues, I'm shy not stuck up; Yeah I talk alot but good thing I'm fat! means my sash has more room.

But his favorite place to suckle (if you let him) was on eyelids.

I had a cat when I was a kid that liked to suckle the eyebrow. He'd get in bed with me and put a paw on my cheek and go to town on the eyebrow. I loved it then, but now? Kinda ew.

ION, I had lunch with a friend from college that I haven't seen in like 10 years. She found me on Facebook. It was really cool catching up with her. She lived in NY for like 4 years and has been in LA for 4 years. She looked exactly the same as I remember her. She said the same of me, but she's totally lying. Still, nice to hang!

She looked exactly the same as I remember her. She said the same of me, but she's totally lying

Someone I didn't even remember said that of me at my 10 year high school reunion. I was kinda offended. In other news, I can't believe my 10 year college reunion is next year. My best friends is bitter her 10 year college reuion isn't THIS year...because they mix it up with the current graduates. Who were supposed to have Ted Kennedy as their speaker. Who will not be speaking, and has instead asked Barack Obama to step in for him. She's like "Damnit! I could've been there! If I only graduated a year earlier!"

• phew* that took a really long time to get through! I started reading, and the nuber at the bottom just kept getting longer......

Aims, it is a good week for new jobs. I am loving mine. Would only be better if had not beein an idiot this morning and hand't been late :( Yes, my first full day alone and i was 4 minutes late. Freaked me out. Stooopid public transit not helping my morning pokiness. I will never again trust the bus, and will always be early. The mail got here before me :( And being 45 minute early yesterday doesn't counteract it as most poeple were out yesterday and the day before so i met them for the first time today, when i was late, and upset over being late. *sigh* And didn't check my tights before rushing to ut them on, so i have bad runs in my black tights. Eeep. Bad first impression! Not pleased abut that, but the place is great and everyne here is great and yay internet access! Friday afternoons are slow :)

My kitten has a cold. He is champion of bad reactions to vaccines, this time the rabies vac he got on saturday. Since tuesday he has beena font of kitten snot. In addition to his usual morning snuggles (as i do my morning neck exercises in bed, afer he has eaten he joins me and attempts to nurse on my neck. he also does this when i try to sleep. It tickles and is loud and annoying. Was cute when he was wee, but now my bad neck really can't handle nine pounds of suckling kitten on it.

Now he not only attempts to suckle from my neck (ow! teeth!) but also periodically sneezes on me, showering my face with a heavy rain of kitten snot. I feel so bad for him, but he now so overdue for his weekly bath (was overdue on tuesday when he got sick....) that i'm going to just do it tonight and keep the heat on so he stays relatively comfy. Poor sick kitten, but i need to breathe also! Maybe the steam will help unstuff his nose. Little mister sniffles is a very pathetic kitten.

Hello, Buffistas. I've missed you.

Trying to compile buttons for my hypothetical sash of self-definition, I come up with: Go on, look at my BooBs; Fat But Surprisingly Flexible; Please Move; Often Callous and Strange; Low Carb; Pantheist (Just Look It Up); Spelling Matters; No Kids, No Regrets; The Only Thing I Fake is Caring; and, Better in Bed Than Your Skinny Girlfriend.