I would definitely like my wife to be awesome and hot!
P-C is wise.
And speaking of wives (okay, not so much for P-C), it's half an hour into Gay Marrying Time! W00t!!
See, Vera? Dress yourself up; you get taken out somewhere fun.
Jayne ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
amych - Jun 16, 2008 3:34:03 pm PDT #3689 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Torque - Jun 16, 2008 3:35:58 pm PDT #3690 of 10001
Bad Wolf
I would definitely like my wife to be awesome and hot!
Very wise indeed.
SuziQ - Jun 16, 2008 3:41:45 pm PDT #3691 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I have to go down to the county clerk's office tomorrow for other business. I'm planning on taking some flowers with me to offer as congratulations to any couples I run into.
Strix - Jun 16, 2008 4:03:46 pm PDT #3692 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Just a moment to let my secret inner Virgo out: I GOT MY TOILET BOWL CLEAN! (Imagine me singing this to the tune of "They Got The Mustard Out!")
Seriously, I have dumped straight bleach in my toilet bowl and let it sit for 6 hours to try and get the lime and...whatever, gross, ick. Nothing. Anyway, I tried some Lysol Super Power Nuclear Fission Cleaner and my toilet bowl look brand NEW!!
I am quite unreasonably excited. But it's been bugging me forever. I just want to go stare into its gleamy shininess like it's the scrying bowl of elimination.
That's only the tip of my productiveness today, but believe me, it's far more exciting than the 5 hours I spent filling out stupid on-line apps for teaching jobs. One was longer than filling out my on-line federal taxes, and I'm not joking.
meara - Jun 16, 2008 4:49:32 pm PDT #3693 of 10001
So today has some good. ON MY LIPS.
This sounds so awesomely dirty. I want to be able to say this.
Sadly, all I can say is that I am eating dinner in the Phoenix airport, and I wish I had known when I landed that instead of a 90ish minute layover I was going to have a 3 or more hour layover...turns out that as my flight was getting ready to board (and i'm looking out the window thinking "OK, we have a plane, this is good"), and the thing says "on time"...suddenly they announce "Yeah, we have a plane but no crew because they're actually still in LA". OOps?? They didn't know this, oh, however long ago a flight to LA would have started ago? GRRR. So now we're here for another hour or more. Til the crew gets here. And we get on the plane. Etc etc. Which means I won't get to San Antonio til after midnight.
Which only compounds the fact that when I called the woman I'm meeting in San Antonio, this morning to ask WHERE to meet her, because she still hadn't told me? She was like "But I'm not meeting you tomorrow, I'm meeting you Wednesday!" Um, no, lady. Every single piece of correspondence including the ITINERARY I sent you LAST WEEK has said Tuesday June 17th. AAAAGH. Luckily, she is also working on Tuesday, but in a place with tighter quarters, less work, and more annoying people. ARGH.
meara - Jun 16, 2008 4:50:34 pm PDT #3694 of 10001
(Um, we hatessssss people, yes we does. Though we lovessssss our new cellular modem card thingie, that allows us to be on buffistas from the airport, oh yesssss, my precioussss....)
Steph L. - Jun 16, 2008 5:37:58 pm PDT #3695 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Random lizard picture: this is our (ex-) Guest Lizard, and this is how she slept every night -- check out the way her arms are positioned: [link]
SuziQ - Jun 16, 2008 5:58:03 pm PDT #3696 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Remember the discussion of lawn mowing and I mentioned that I had STBX mow the next door neighbor's yard a few weeks back? Well, I asked him to do it again this weekend.
Today - the neighbor brought us pie! Olalaberry (???) pie. Nom nom nom.
beth b - Jun 16, 2008 6:07:56 pm PDT #3697 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
mmm...pie.pie is good.
Strix - Jun 16, 2008 6:19:12 pm PDT #3698 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I think I might paint the living room. I have lived here for 6 years; I'm not so worried about the security deposit.
I've never done this before. Anyone have any tips? Like, do I have to spackle or grout or whatev the nail holes in the wall when as soon as the paint dries, I will be putting the nails right back in? Should I wash the walls first or just kinda dust 'em? What kind of paint do I need -- or should I stay far, far away from?
I'm kind of excited! I think I can do my LR for under $40, if I use an old sheet as a drop cloth. I'm thinking...blue. Yeah, some shade of blue.
French, boudoir blue. With a creamy colored trim. Kinda like a good La Perla bra.