I know, world in peril and we have to work together. This is my last office romance, I'll tell you that.

Buffy ,'End of Days'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


hippocampus - Jun 11, 2008 3:52:21 am PDT #2979 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

::loves Ginger::


WindSparrow - Jun 11, 2008 4:03:10 am PDT #2980 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In a mystery novel, this would be the point at which one of you hit the Rake on the head with rock and the four of you bond for life after you hide the body and put together evidence that he defected to the enemy. The wallflower proves to be unexpectedly handy at forgery.

I like Ginger's scene better. There are much nicer scenes from Regency romances to relive, IMO.


Miracleman - Jun 11, 2008 4:10:43 am PDT #2981 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

*sigh*

Hi. I'm the newly hired guy at [Company].

My title is "Benefits Assistant", which implies, strongly, that I will be working in the Benefits department.

Mainly, I answer phones and deal with Human Resources issues.

For the past few days and today I have been dealing with various reconciliations, which is the purview of the Accounting Department.

...

Hi. I'm the newly hired guy at [Company]

My title should be Schizophrenic Assistant.


hippocampus - Jun 11, 2008 4:13:03 am PDT #2982 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

My title should be Schizophrenic Assistant.

or, Mr. Multi-talented and therefore Valuable


Miracleman - Jun 11, 2008 4:14:58 am PDT #2983 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Mr. Multi-talented and therefore Valuable

I keep trying to tell myself that. "I am an Indispensable Jack-of-All-Trades, which is why they hired me."

But right now I'm just kind of "Annoyed at doing stupid crap for other departments."


hippocampus - Jun 11, 2008 4:27:49 am PDT #2984 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

But right now I'm just kind of "Annoyed at doing stupid crap for other departments."

yeah. they should offer an MBA in that.


Sparky1 - Jun 11, 2008 4:29:41 am PDT #2985 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

they should offer an MBA in that.

Forget the MBA, they should just offer an appropriate salary.


Steph L. - Jun 11, 2008 4:50:28 am PDT #2986 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

But right now I'm just kind of "Annoyed at doing stupid crap for other departments."

But do you have less of the Fuckcake O' the Day calls? That's got to count for something.


Miracleman - Jun 11, 2008 5:05:09 am PDT #2987 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I have less NEW FCOtD calls.

I mean, I'm sure you don't want to be posted with every single repetition of "I am a doofus who does not understand my paycheck" calls.


DCJensen - Jun 11, 2008 5:06:26 am PDT #2988 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

"What is FICA?"