You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Jun 10, 2008 2:52:48 pm PDT #2900 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

proud to say I saw it right away

Did you find it pussilating?

JZ secured it so Matilda's grandma won't find it on our Flicr account by accident.


Polter-Cow - Jun 10, 2008 2:53:17 pm PDT #2901 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I have to say, if it was automatic, Flickr is a lot quicker on the uptake than I was - I needed the hint.

Ha, seriously. I stared at it right-side up forever and couldn't see what the hell was so dirty about it. Once JZ turned it upside down for me, though...

Pussillanimous.

...Wait.


amych - Jun 10, 2008 3:03:15 pm PDT #2902 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

JZ secured it so Matilda's grandma won't find it on our Flicr account by accident.

You need a second account called "zmayhem_REALLY_DIRTY_DON'T_LOOK_HERE_I_MEAN_IT". Nobody would ever figure that out.


hippocampus - Jun 10, 2008 3:06:19 pm PDT #2903 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

GC, that happened w/our dog about 8 years ago and we were lucky a neighbor flagged the damage in time. So sorry for your friend.

Thunder is rumbling and the air pressure is popping my ears. Go barometrics, go - do your thing.


Pix - Jun 10, 2008 3:11:12 pm PDT #2904 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Oh GC, so sad. How awful for her.

Awesome gift, JZ!

I am shuddering at the thought of the gloom in Seattle right now. I know it's not for everyone, but I'll take my hot sunny LA days, thankyouverymuch.

So I'm on vacation! Well, sort of. I already have to submit a personal statement for the summer online course I start teaching next week, and I apparently have to email (no problem) and CALL (ack! no one said I would have to call anyone!) the families by Monday. I have phone fear. I also have to read all of the books (which, granted, is nsm a burden) and prep for the class itself. This is decidedly not vacation-y.

Did I mention that the class is part time from now until August 24th, which is after I am already back in PD for school?

ETA: (I know, I know, listen to the teacher with the whole summer mostly off complain. I'm just nervous about not having a real break at all. I don't want to get to school in August and not feel refreshed. I really hope that this doesn't turn out to be too much work, especially since the pay is so pathetic.)


Laura - Jun 10, 2008 3:12:47 pm PDT #2905 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Did you find it pussilating?

Yeah, I gotta say it was indeed pussilating. (I am forced to right click and add to dictionary)


JZ - Jun 10, 2008 3:16:23 pm PDT #2906 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

When I saw it I got all squeeful and excited for Hec's sake just because of the bobbed hair; the booth owner had to turn it upside down and show me the sooper seekrit vintage porn.

Actually, I have so many damn relatives going there to look for Matilda pictures that I'm going to take it down completely as soon as I get home tonight. So, anyone who wants to right-click the vintage porn, best get started. The clock is ticking!


hippocampus - Jun 10, 2008 3:18:24 pm PDT #2907 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

wow the sky just ripped left to right, roared at us, and curtained down rain.

I tossed my laptop right off my lap it was so loud.

eta - serial comma and the fact that our neighbors' roofs are steaming.


P.M. Marc - Jun 10, 2008 3:19:41 pm PDT #2908 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Can someone e me the vintage hidden porn? I cannot dl on the phone.


amych - Jun 10, 2008 3:27:01 pm PDT #2909 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Gotcha, Plei