Fred: It's the pictures in my mind that are getting me. It's like being stuck in a really bad movie with those Clockwork Orange clampy things on my eyeballs. Wesley: Why imagine? Reality's disturbing enough.

'Shells'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - May 22, 2008 3:44:16 pm PDT #211 of 10001
brillig

Empress' Ex-Boss: "Why did you stab me with 40,000 sporks!"

Empress: "My employment contract didn't say I couldn't."


Steph L. - May 22, 2008 3:44:37 pm PDT #212 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

"Your employment contract does not say that I have to."

God DAMN what a dishonorable sneaky scumbag. I fervently hope his business tanks without you.

And I hope he calls you for help so that you can say "My employment contract did not say that I have to."


tommyrot - May 22, 2008 3:44:39 pm PDT #213 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Atheist -- yes I eat babies, do you have any?

I could have one that says,

"Atheist -- no, it's the Jews who eat babies."


sj - May 22, 2008 3:49:40 pm PDT #214 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

"Your employment contract does not say that I have to."

Damn, asshat is just too nice of a word for this guy. I'm so glad you don't have to work with him anymore.


Laura - May 22, 2008 3:50:00 pm PDT #215 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

"Your employment contract does not say that I have to."

I am so glad you are out of there.


Aims - May 22, 2008 3:57:51 pm PDT #216 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I am so angry right now I could spit.


Lee - May 22, 2008 4:18:06 pm PDT #217 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Aims, it might be worth looking into Michigan's law on that-- just a quick google found this:

17. Does an employer have to pay an employee unused vacation if the employee is terminated or quits during the vacation year?

1. The answer to this question depends on the employer's policy. If the employer's policy accrues vacation on hours worked, then the employer must pay the "vacation accrued" through the termination date. If the employer's policy, however, provides that vacation only accrues on a fixed date, e.g. anniversary date, or the end of the calendar year or that vacation does not accrue and terminating employees are not entitled to vacation pay, then the employer does not have to pay unused vacation for the year in which the employee is terminated or resigns.

From here: [link]


WindSparrow - May 22, 2008 4:48:23 pm PDT #218 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Sounds like the motion has passed. This council here by declares the workday for Thursday to be over!

:: gavel smack ::

Too bad word did not spread sooner. I am home early from work, not because of the CPR class I was supposed to take tonight but because my appointment for the human bite wound conflicted with the class. Yes, I had to restrain someone today, and while I was concentrating on her feet, she got her teeth sunk into my wrist. Bleh. Fuss and bother. She turned my glasses into origami. That's ok, I need new glasses anyway, and the nice, brilliant lady at the optical place I took them to tonight to get them unpretzelled did such a good job that they are now straighter than they have been in four years.

Teppy, I'm glad you are mostly de-puffed.

vw, enjoy your weekend with your folks.

I'm not a big fan of PDA. Well, ok, I am a big fan of longing gazes and hand-holding - and bonus points if the couple has wrinkles and grey hair. But necking not so much. And who says "necking" any more? But now I am torn between thinking "get a room" at gay couples because that is what I do at straight ones while keeping a neutral expression on my face, or deliberately giving them a friendly smile to be supportive. The thing is, I want to live in a world where giddy teenagers with no tact and little sense can gross me out regardless of their orientations, then develop what I would consider a sense of decorum. I don't want people to have to hide their affection out of fear.

So you know what, next time I have the chance, I will give a couple of gay cuddlers a friendly smile.


Ginger - May 22, 2008 4:52:14 pm PDT #219 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

This discussion made me realize that I may see more openly gay couples in pinko liberal bluest-spot-in-a-red-state Decatur is that they feel more comfortable there.

My sash: Get Out of My Way, I Walk Faster Than You; Breast Cancer: Ask Me How; No, I Don't Want Any Help; Impatient With Stupidity; I'm Fat? Really?; Divorced; I Realize I Have a Lot of Books; My Internet Friends Can Beat Up Your Internet Friends


hippocampus - May 22, 2008 4:59:50 pm PDT #220 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

mine right now would read: not as nice as you want me to be.