I know I'm a bad poet, but I'm a good man. All I ask is that... is that you try to see me—

William ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DCJensen - Jun 03, 2008 4:34:54 am PDT #1711 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

he's never been to Vermont, so I figure his first time should be during Leaf Season.

"Leafers!!!!"

t /family Guy


SailAweigh - Jun 03, 2008 4:48:35 am PDT #1712 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

still plan on getting married.

WTF, sj? It's not like you've been engaged for 25 years and still waiting. Even then, none of their blinking business!

t /Ann Landers


Cashmere - Jun 03, 2008 4:57:17 am PDT #1713 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Teppy, Dalmation is obviously in fear for her position in the pack. Alpha Coon Hound is secure, but Ditzy Dalmation is insecure with the addition of the interloper. Just make sure to reassure her that she still has standing and guest dog doesn't outrank her and she should settle in.


sj - Jun 03, 2008 5:12:32 am PDT #1714 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

WTF, sj? It's not like you've been engaged for 25 years and still waiting. Even then, none of their blinking business!

Thank you. I mean I know it has been 8 months, but when I was at Mom's last week one of my aunts asked if we were still planning on marrying in the rudest tone of voice.


Aims - Jun 03, 2008 5:16:02 am PDT #1715 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

"Well Aunty, we were wainting for you to get your head out of your ass so you could put your best face forward at the wedding. Our mistake - this is your best face."


vw bug - Jun 03, 2008 5:16:53 am PDT #1716 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

People are so nosy and ridiculous.

I say you respond with, "No, we're just going to live in sin the rest of our lives. He just gave me the ring so people like you would back off. Guess it didn't work."


vw bug - Jun 03, 2008 5:18:03 am PDT #1717 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, Aims! I just packed up the fabric. It's going in the mail, Priority, today. So, you should have it by end of the week!


SuziQ - Jun 03, 2008 5:18:06 am PDT #1718 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

"Oh Aunty, we did get married, just forgot to invite YOU."


Aims - Jun 03, 2008 5:21:51 am PDT #1719 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

YAY FABRIC!!!


DCJensen - Jun 03, 2008 5:27:27 am PDT #1720 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Do I have to go to work?

Harvey Cat is draped over my shoulder, boneless, and purring.