Zoe ,'Bushwhacked'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
WTF, sj? It's not like you've been engaged for 25 years and still waiting. Even then, none of their blinking business!
Thank you. I mean I know it has been 8 months, but when I was at Mom's last week one of my aunts asked if we were still planning on marrying in the rudest tone of voice.
"Well Aunty, we were wainting for you to get your head out of your ass so you could put your best face forward at the wedding. Our mistake - this is your best face."
People are so nosy and ridiculous.
I say you respond with, "No, we're just going to live in sin the rest of our lives. He just gave me the ring so people like you would back off. Guess it didn't work."
Oh, Aims! I just packed up the fabric. It's going in the mail, Priority, today. So, you should have it by end of the week!
"Oh Aunty, we did get married, just forgot to invite YOU."
YAY FABRIC!!!
Do I have to go to work?
Harvey Cat is draped over my shoulder, boneless, and purring.
Steph, I'm sending calming vibes like crazy to your menagerie. Bless all your hearts!
I'll state again for the record, Nature's Miracle is your friend.
I love the idea of Guest Cat simply reporting the happenings of her life since last you met. I'd probably do the same in her position.
Did you say the iguana is sitting in water?
The other wedding plan problem is that we're going to have a little celebratory brunch after we elope, and everyone that is out of state wants to know now when it is going to be. Which, I totally understand because of booking flights and money, etc., but I really have no idea what to tell them.
IOmeN, I am unpacking boxes and trying to figure out to do with all of the stuff I used to shove in the corner of my office, since I don't really have an office anymore and what to do with all of the books that were in the TV armoire that is now being used for clothing storage.
Aims, coffee grounds go in the coffee maker. Not in the shoes.
I'm currently taking an anti-inflammatory that warns me to discontinue use if I start vomiting up stuff that looks like coffee grounds.
Yes, if you vomit something that looks like coffee grounds, that would be BLOOD.
Yes, I happen to know this from first hand experience.