Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cashmere - Jun 03, 2008 4:57:17 am PDT #1713 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Teppy, Dalmation is obviously in fear for her position in the pack. Alpha Coon Hound is secure, but Ditzy Dalmation is insecure with the addition of the interloper. Just make sure to reassure her that she still has standing and guest dog doesn't outrank her and she should settle in.


sj - Jun 03, 2008 5:12:32 am PDT #1714 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

WTF, sj? It's not like you've been engaged for 25 years and still waiting. Even then, none of their blinking business!

Thank you. I mean I know it has been 8 months, but when I was at Mom's last week one of my aunts asked if we were still planning on marrying in the rudest tone of voice.


Aims - Jun 03, 2008 5:16:02 am PDT #1715 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

"Well Aunty, we were wainting for you to get your head out of your ass so you could put your best face forward at the wedding. Our mistake - this is your best face."


vw bug - Jun 03, 2008 5:16:53 am PDT #1716 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

People are so nosy and ridiculous.

I say you respond with, "No, we're just going to live in sin the rest of our lives. He just gave me the ring so people like you would back off. Guess it didn't work."


vw bug - Jun 03, 2008 5:18:03 am PDT #1717 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, Aims! I just packed up the fabric. It's going in the mail, Priority, today. So, you should have it by end of the week!


SuziQ - Jun 03, 2008 5:18:06 am PDT #1718 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

"Oh Aunty, we did get married, just forgot to invite YOU."


Aims - Jun 03, 2008 5:21:51 am PDT #1719 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

YAY FABRIC!!!


DCJensen - Jun 03, 2008 5:27:27 am PDT #1720 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Do I have to go to work?

Harvey Cat is draped over my shoulder, boneless, and purring.


beekaytee - Jun 03, 2008 5:32:42 am PDT #1721 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Steph, I'm sending calming vibes like crazy to your menagerie. Bless all your hearts!

I'll state again for the record, Nature's Miracle is your friend.

I love the idea of Guest Cat simply reporting the happenings of her life since last you met. I'd probably do the same in her position.

Did you say the iguana is sitting in water?


sj - Jun 03, 2008 5:40:56 am PDT #1722 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

The other wedding plan problem is that we're going to have a little celebratory brunch after we elope, and everyone that is out of state wants to know now when it is going to be. Which, I totally understand because of booking flights and money, etc., but I really have no idea what to tell them.

IOmeN, I am unpacking boxes and trying to figure out to do with all of the stuff I used to shove in the corner of my office, since I don't really have an office anymore and what to do with all of the books that were in the TV armoire that is now being used for clothing storage.