Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - May 30, 2008 11:30:48 am PDT #1223 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I have spent the last three hours dealing with university bureaucratic hell
To wit: I sent an email with my resume a few weeks ago. The director called to set up a phone interview. Had the hour-long phone interview this morning, and he offered me the job at the end of the call. Whee! I took a shower, had some cereal and got dressed, intending to head over to Panera for coffee and grading.

Then I got a voicemail and an email from the director asking if I had "formally applied" through JHUJobs (the university's online job bank). Um, no. Didn't know that even existed. I had to spend the next hour filling out boxes on their stupid online form that essentially replicated what was already on my resume but that asked me to find all kinds of obscure information (my supervisor's name/phone number from an internship in 1997? Really?).

The best part was at the end of the ap when they asked if I would also like to attach my resume. ARGH.

So I sent off the application and emailed the director back. His reply?

Kristin, Thanks. Now I can tell Human Resources to hire you.

Seriously. This bureaucracy has got to stop.


Tom Scola - May 30, 2008 11:32:30 am PDT #1224 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

[link] for PixKristin


Pix - May 30, 2008 11:34:59 am PDT #1225 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Oh...oh dear. Wow.


Toddson - May 30, 2008 11:38:14 am PDT #1226 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I bet she (the woman from Tom's link) has called MM's place ... at least once. Possibly several times, just to make sure ....


Susan W. - May 30, 2008 12:01:22 pm PDT #1227 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

I just emailed the instructor of a Japanese swordsmanship class at my local community college this summer to ask if I need to get in better shape before starting the class, and if not, is it a problem that I'll have to miss one week because I'll be out of town.

t gulp Unless he says, "Go away, you flabby person who can't be there eight out of eight weeks," I'm actually going to do this. I'm askeert of looking all clumsy and flabby and stupid, but...swords! Which might give me the motivation to actually exercise more, because...SWORDS!


omnis_audis - May 30, 2008 12:03:36 pm PDT #1228 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

KT, thats good news. Two days in a row! Woot. (I would have posted sooner, but we've actually been working here! Heaven forbid!)


Pix - May 30, 2008 12:04:28 pm PDT #1229 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Working? What's that?

Oh right. What I'm supposed to be doing.


omnis_audis - May 30, 2008 12:09:38 pm PDT #1230 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

:: snaps whip at Pix ::

(that's the WORK whip, not the other kind)


brenda m - May 30, 2008 12:10:00 pm PDT #1231 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Wow, o_a! That's some exciting news. (And now we'll have two in Dallas!)


sumi - May 30, 2008 12:11:35 pm PDT #1232 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Congratulations on the new job omnis_audis!