We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Glamcookie - May 30, 2008 10:47:22 am PDT #1213 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Congrats, Kristin!

It is 12:46 PM and I have not yet showered. I need to do that. I have, however, had a conference call in which I presented a spreadsheet a prepared and written 3 pages of a 5 page essay. So I'm feeling all accomplished and shit.


NoiseDesign - May 30, 2008 10:49:40 am PDT #1214 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

I'm sitting in a darkened theatre as always. At least today is only an 8 hour day and not a 12 hour one.


juliana - May 30, 2008 10:51:55 am PDT #1215 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Yes, but only if you then take shameless ADVANTAGE of me.

Snerk. Can do, and insent.


NoiseDesign - May 30, 2008 10:53:25 am PDT #1216 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Just read it, can you connect to an iDisk? I can edit these for you and probably have them uploaded in about half an hour.


juliana - May 30, 2008 10:56:08 am PDT #1217 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

can you connect to an iDisk?

Hrm. I don't think so. However, you do rock.


NoiseDesign - May 30, 2008 10:57:17 am PDT #1218 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

What are you using to play these back? Is it from a computer or CD or something else? I just want to prep the sounds to make them easy for you.


Miracleman - May 30, 2008 10:58:32 am PDT #1219 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

The FuckCake O' the Day Award goes to...

*drum roll*

*drum roll*

*drum roll*

MY COMPANY'S BENEFITS DEPARTMENT!

As the Benefits Department is not here to accept their award in the category of Being Not Here, I will read a short acceptance speech for them.

"We, the Benefits Department, are greatly honored to receive this award. We are very sorry we are not there in person, but if we were, we wouldn't have received the award in the first place? Isn't life funny?

Enjoy the phone calls full of questions you can't answer! We love you all!

Ta ever so, suckers!

The Benefits Department."


Vortex - May 30, 2008 10:59:18 am PDT #1220 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

(please ignore how it seems like I'm throwing a gang sign).

Cincy, WHAT!!!

Read: I found myself a straight girl who I'm making gay and will be my new sugar momma because my stupid nonprofit job doesn't pay enough for a real person to live on in DC!

Just try not to revel in the schadenfruede when the girl decides that the doesn’t want to be the “lesbian associate”, and dumps her ass.


Hil R. - May 30, 2008 11:16:01 am PDT #1221 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I taught at CTY (at the summer programs, not the distance learning thing) for two summers. Really fun kids to work with.


Pix - May 30, 2008 11:21:57 am PDT #1222 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Yes, but only if you then take shameless ADVANTAGE of me.
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If she's taking shameless advantage of someone, it's going to be ME, dammit.

What, no congrats for the new crap-paying job, ND? t cries and cries

Ftr, I haven't graded a single paper yet today because I have spent the last three hours dealing with university bureaucratic hell.