Yes, but only if you then take shameless ADVANTAGE of me.
Snerk. Can do, and insent.
Jayne, you'll scare the women.
Zoe ,'Bushwhacked'
Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
juliana - May 30, 2008 10:51:55 am PDT #1215 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
NoiseDesign - May 30, 2008 10:53:25 am PDT #1216 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
Just read it, can you connect to an iDisk? I can edit these for you and probably have them uploaded in about half an hour.
juliana - May 30, 2008 10:56:08 am PDT #1217 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
can you connect to an iDisk?
Hrm. I don't think so. However, you do rock.
NoiseDesign - May 30, 2008 10:57:17 am PDT #1218 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
What are you using to play these back? Is it from a computer or CD or something else? I just want to prep the sounds to make them easy for you.
Miracleman - May 30, 2008 10:58:32 am PDT #1219 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
The FuckCake O' the Day Award goes to...
*drum roll*
*drum roll*
*drum roll*
MY COMPANY'S BENEFITS DEPARTMENT!
As the Benefits Department is not here to accept their award in the category of Being Not Here, I will read a short acceptance speech for them.
"We, the Benefits Department, are greatly honored to receive this award. We are very sorry we are not there in person, but if we were, we wouldn't have received the award in the first place? Isn't life funny?
Enjoy the phone calls full of questions you can't answer! We love you all!
Ta ever so, suckers!
The Benefits Department."
Vortex - May 30, 2008 10:59:18 am PDT #1220 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
(please ignore how it seems like I'm throwing a gang sign).
Cincy, WHAT!!!
Read: I found myself a straight girl who I'm making gay and will be my new sugar momma because my stupid nonprofit job doesn't pay enough for a real person to live on in DC!
Just try not to revel in the schadenfruede when the girl decides that the doesn’t want to be the “lesbian associate”, and dumps her ass.
Hil R. - May 30, 2008 11:16:01 am PDT #1221 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I taught at CTY (at the summer programs, not the distance learning thing) for two summers. Really fun kids to work with.
Pix - May 30, 2008 11:21:57 am PDT #1222 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Yes, but only if you then take shameless ADVANTAGE of me.@@
If she's taking shameless advantage of someone, it's going to be ME, dammit.
What, no congrats for the new crap-paying job, ND? t cries and cries
Ftr, I haven't graded a single paper yet today because I have spent the last three hours dealing with university bureaucratic hell.
Pix - May 30, 2008 11:30:48 am PDT #1223 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
I have spent the last three hours dealing with university bureaucratic hellTo wit: I sent an email with my resume a few weeks ago. The director called to set up a phone interview. Had the hour-long phone interview this morning, and he offered me the job at the end of the call. Whee! I took a shower, had some cereal and got dressed, intending to head over to Panera for coffee and grading.
Then I got a voicemail and an email from the director asking if I had "formally applied" through JHUJobs (the university's online job bank). Um, no. Didn't know that even existed. I had to spend the next hour filling out boxes on their stupid online form that essentially replicated what was already on my resume but that asked me to find all kinds of obscure information (my supervisor's name/phone number from an internship in 1997? Really?).
The best part was at the end of the ap when they asked if I would also like to attach my resume. ARGH.
So I sent off the application and emailed the director back. His reply?
Kristin, Thanks. Now I can tell Human Resources to hire you.
Seriously. This bureaucracy has got to stop.
Tom Scola - May 30, 2008 11:32:30 am PDT #1224 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
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