Mal: How drunk was I last night? Jayne: Well I dunno. I passed out.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


The Great Write Way, Act Three: Where's the gun?

A place for Buffistas to discuss, beta and otherwise deal and dish on their non-fan fiction projects.


Barb - Oct 01, 2008 10:05:25 am PDT #947 of 6687
“Not dead yet!”

Okay, I've got 2500 shiny new words and I've done everything I can to avoid looking at them.

Someone, please to give me a kick in the ass to not be such a chickenshit?


erikaj - Oct 01, 2008 10:41:23 am PDT #948 of 6687
Always Anti-fascist!

Don't front that your shit's not tight, bitch. Go forth and revise like a motherfucker. (I'm guessing there's no writing text in my future.) But fake married couples do get to sound alike.


Barb - Oct 01, 2008 10:57:55 am PDT #949 of 6687
“Not dead yet!”

Heh-- off I go to revise, with a smile on my face.


lisah - Oct 01, 2008 11:58:28 am PDT #950 of 6687
Punishingly Intricate

Don't front that your shit's not tight, bitch.

Did I tell you that my best friend who's an ER doc here had a patient say that to her once. "Don't front like my shit's not tight"

It was in response to her sounding out the word he had tattooed on his chest in Gothic lettering as the Spanish word for beach.


erikaj - Oct 01, 2008 12:02:55 pm PDT #951 of 6687
Always Anti-fascist!

Yeah, I tell that story all the time. Smile, Hon, guy liked what I sent, Lisah. Thanks for the tip and the beta. Today, Baltimore...Tomorrow Chicating Media Empire. (Although next time I write about it, I hope it will be first-hand. Someday.)


Strix - Oct 01, 2008 1:14:51 pm PDT #952 of 6687
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I think I will get that printed as a t-shirt. Or maybe I'll just use it as an autoreply to everything for a day.

"Sweetheart, did you pay your car insurnace for the month?"

"Don't front like my shit's not tight, bitch!"

"Miss, you're simply overqualified for this position."

"Don't front like my shit's not tight, bitch!"

"Ms. G--, you need to come in for a transvaginal scan."

"Don't front like my shit's not tight, bitch!"


erikaj - Oct 01, 2008 1:19:19 pm PDT #953 of 6687
Always Anti-fascist!

That would be hilarious, Erin. (Of course, I laugh at sick shit.)


Strix - Oct 01, 2008 1:23:46 pm PDT #954 of 6687
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

So do I. Heh. Don't tempt me.

"Your COBRA payment is 236.16."

"Don't front like my shit's not...wait, FUCK you!"


Jesse - Oct 01, 2008 2:14:36 pm PDT #955 of 6687
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It was in response to her sounding out the word he had tattooed on his chest in Gothic lettering as the Spanish word for beach.

Ha ha ha!!


Strix - Oct 01, 2008 3:59:05 pm PDT #956 of 6687
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Dor. I just got that. It only took 4 hours.

D'OH!