No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


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Amy - Nov 14, 2011 6:42:26 am PST #4858 of 6705
Because books.

Okay, proposal ideas. Vote for one! Based strictly on what you'd want to read most, I guess.

1) A muse is tired of only inspiring others. When she asks for her own life as a human, her wish is granted -- but life as a human is more difficult than she imagined, and she learns that even if your gifts/talents aren't the ones you wanted, it doesn't mean they're not valuable. (There is also A Boy, of course, and the girl who was her charge as a muse before she became human.)

2) A (fairly spoiled, but also cynical and lonely) boy's father moves them to a house on the beach so he can (write or try photography or something). Boy is angry and resentful -- he feels like he has nothing of his own, not even his own life. (Parents are divorced, half sister and brother don't have a lot of time for him, blah blah). When he discovers a girl on the beach, he falls hard -- and then discovers she's a selkie.

3) Identical triplets are one of the star attractions of a Depression-era carnival. There's nothing actually unusual about them, despite the carnival's claims of their future-telling skills (or something like that), but some evilish person is interested in them for his own purposes. This would be a trilogy, and I'm thinking one book from each girl. (It obviously needs more thought, but I love the era and the triplet angle.)

I thought I had four, but the fourth one needs some more thinking.

So, 1, 2, 3, or tickybox? Thoughts? Help.


Anne W. - Nov 14, 2011 6:48:55 am PST #4859 of 6705
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

I'm drawn most to #3, probably thanks to my love of all things 1930s. Also, it could be pitched as a YA take on Carnivale.


sj - Nov 14, 2011 7:05:11 am PST #4860 of 6705
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I like 3 the best. 2 sounds good as well. I don't really like 1.


amyth - Nov 14, 2011 7:07:34 am PST #4861 of 6705
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Yes, I really like #3.


Strix - Nov 14, 2011 7:09:16 am PST #4862 of 6705
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

3 for me! Carnivale meets the Night Circus meets Amy Garvey -- yum!


Liese S. - Nov 14, 2011 7:09:21 am PST #4863 of 6705
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Me too! I like 3 a lot!


Amy - Nov 14, 2011 7:13:59 am PST #4864 of 6705
Because books.

So #3 is taking the crown, huh? (That's the one I think I like best, too.) So that's the one I'll play with this week!

sj, tell me what you didn't like about #1, just out of curiosity?


Allyson - Nov 14, 2011 7:28:45 am PST #4865 of 6705
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Totally 3. It sounds so wicked and smells like funnel cake and doom.


sj - Nov 14, 2011 7:29:09 am PST #4866 of 6705
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

sj, tell me what you didn't like about #1, just out of curiosity?

It just seems like something that has been done before, at least the bored muse part. Sorry.


Amy - Nov 14, 2011 7:29:30 am PST #4867 of 6705
Because books.

It sounds so wicked and smells like funnel cake and doom.

Dude. There's the cover copy RIGHT THERE!