I need to write something in 250 words that involves a black cat and magic. Does this sound okay? Thanks.

The headlight beams reveal Jackie waiting for me as I pull up in my Mom's convertible. I don't know what Jackie's costume is supposed to be, but it doesn't cover much. I'm dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow—Jackie has a thing for Johnny Depp and I'm not above taking advantage of it.

"I like the costume," she says with her trademark half-smile.

"I like yours too."

When we drive past Hoover High, she turns to me. "I didn't think you actually wanted to go to that lame party in the gym."

"I had to say we were going there; my Mom was in the room when I called."

I park the car on a grassy overlook, and open the top to the stars. Jackie is all over me in a flash. Wow, I thought I would need to at least break out my smuggled Keystone Light. When I cop a feel, she just presses in closer and kisses me harder.

"God, you're sexy in that outfit," she coos when she comes up for air.

A bundle of hissing black fur flies out of the back seat like it's being shot from a potato cannon. It clamps onto Jackie's head like an alien face-hugger, and Jackie bolts into the night, screaming.

The black cat trots back to the car from where Jackie disappeared. She hops into the passenger seat, and transforms back into a woman—Mom.

"Home." Her voice is colder than liquid nitrogen.

It's hard being a son of a witch.

Heh. I love it.

Ha. That`s awesome.

Oh, I like that. Very nice.

Gud, that is really really good.

Ha, that was great, Gud.

Thanks all, that's pretty much what I went with save for a little fix.

Is this interesting enough that you might want to read more blog posts about porridge?

Porridge Trek commences with Cream of Rice which (the box informs me) is often baby’s first food. So the possibility exists that I’ve already had it but asking Mom may not result in a definitive answer. Suffice to say I don’t recall having eaten it before.

It’s a new preparation for me. I’ve never had to stir in a grain with a wire whisk, return it to a boil, then simmer for a mere 30 seconds. At the moment my breakfast is well past the one minute standing time directed by the box. I have selected a large mug for today’s pioneer dish.

First impression upon spooning the porridge into the mug: paste.

First impression upon taste: o hai grits, why for you no has crunchies?

Yeah, if you served me this without explanation I would think I had some grits right here.

Conclusion: not my favorite. Wants butter & salt or, even better, cheese and bacon.

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