No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


The Great Write Way, Act Three: Where's the gun?

A place for Buffistas to discuss, beta and otherwise deal and dish on their non-fan fiction projects.


Amy - Apr 08, 2009 5:24:36 am PDT #1364 of 6728
Because books.

Go, Gud!

ION, does any have a spare flamethrower I can borrow?


Barb - Apr 08, 2009 5:29:14 am PDT #1365 of 6728
“Not dead yet!”

::checks cabinet::

Um... nope. No flamethrower. Have Bertha, the Big Black Baseball Bat. Whassup?


Ginger - Apr 08, 2009 5:34:05 am PDT #1366 of 6728
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Propane torch? Log splitter? Sledgehammer?


Gudanov - Apr 08, 2009 5:38:08 am PDT #1367 of 6728
Coding and Sleeping

I just have an Axe, his name is Alex.


Amy - Apr 08, 2009 5:38:21 am PDT #1368 of 6728
Because books.

Publishing nastiness. I'm ... in that OMG I HATE YOU YOU CRAZY FUCKS place right now.

I think only a rocket launcher will do, honestly.


Ginger - Apr 08, 2009 5:45:55 am PDT #1369 of 6728
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

We could build a catapult!


Miracleman - Apr 08, 2009 5:46:06 am PDT #1370 of 6728
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

A trebuchet!


Gudanov - Apr 08, 2009 5:47:41 am PDT #1371 of 6728
Coding and Sleeping

A death ray!


Barb - Apr 08, 2009 5:49:06 am PDT #1372 of 6728
“Not dead yet!”

Publishing nastiness. I'm ... in that OMG I HATE YOU YOU CRAZY FUCKS place right now.

Sounds as if things are as usual.


Amy - Apr 08, 2009 6:02:28 am PDT #1373 of 6728
Because books.

Sounds as if things are as usual.

Pretty much. Especially when it comes to crazy fucks where I used to work.