You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did.

River ,'Objects In Space'


The Great Write Way, Act Three: Where's the gun?

A place for Buffistas to discuss, beta and otherwise deal and dish on their non-fan fiction projects.


Gudanov - Apr 08, 2009 5:38:08 am PDT #1367 of 6732
Coding and Sleeping

I just have an Axe, his name is Alex.


Amy - Apr 08, 2009 5:38:21 am PDT #1368 of 6732
Because books.

Publishing nastiness. I'm ... in that OMG I HATE YOU YOU CRAZY FUCKS place right now.

I think only a rocket launcher will do, honestly.


Ginger - Apr 08, 2009 5:45:55 am PDT #1369 of 6732
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

We could build a catapult!


Miracleman - Apr 08, 2009 5:46:06 am PDT #1370 of 6732
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

A trebuchet!


Gudanov - Apr 08, 2009 5:47:41 am PDT #1371 of 6732
Coding and Sleeping

A death ray!


Barb - Apr 08, 2009 5:49:06 am PDT #1372 of 6732
“Not dead yet!”

Publishing nastiness. I'm ... in that OMG I HATE YOU YOU CRAZY FUCKS place right now.

Sounds as if things are as usual.


Amy - Apr 08, 2009 6:02:28 am PDT #1373 of 6732
Because books.

Sounds as if things are as usual.

Pretty much. Especially when it comes to crazy fucks where I used to work.


Ailleann - Apr 08, 2009 7:21:23 am PDT #1374 of 6732
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

I think only a rocket launcher will do, honestly.

Nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


Barb - Apr 08, 2009 7:27:34 am PDT #1375 of 6732
“Not dead yet!”

Nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

And I'm all of a sudden seeing Val Kilmer in bunny slippers...


Amy - Apr 08, 2009 7:52:48 am PDT #1376 of 6732
Because books.

Talked to lovely agent. Sadly, the most we're probably going to be able to do it make them vaguely uncomfortable for a bit.

::thinks:: Anyone got any good books on voodoo? Where's Sam Winchester when I need him, damn it?