I don't often smile brightly, so when I do, it tends to make people nervous.
t imagines it
Huh. Yes. That's definitely a little unnerving.
I'm a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend 'em.
Cordelia ,'You're Welcome'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - May 29, 2008 5:30:15 am PDT #9529 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Vortex - May 29, 2008 5:30:26 am PDT #9530 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Any suggestions to answers that will imply people, who I don't necessarily dislike, that this is not their business?
I like "that's an awfully personal question" with a smile. It even says none of your business, but delivered in the right tone, it's disarming. Then, immediately change the subject. If they persist, then you can be rude. Cause they started it t /four year old
Wolfram - May 29, 2008 5:33:38 am PDT #9531 of 10001
Visilurking
You can alway petulantly say "no, do you?". It's childish, but works equally well with single or married inquirers of either gender.
shrift - May 29, 2008 5:35:06 am PDT #9532 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
That's definitely a little unnerving.
I know, right?
(Also, my registration has been sorted, BTW.)
Dana - May 29, 2008 5:35:46 am PDT #9533 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Also, my registration has been sorted
Woot!
lisah - May 29, 2008 5:36:10 am PDT #9534 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
My grandmother always used to ask me, "How's your social life?" which was code for "do you have a boyfriend?"
Vortex - May 29, 2008 5:37:14 am PDT #9535 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
My grandmother always used to ask me, "How's your social life?" which was code for "do you have a boyfriend?"
see, that's classy. you can answer it however you want.
Torque - May 29, 2008 5:38:32 am PDT #9536 of 10001
Bad Wolf
My Grandparents keep asking me if I have a GF. My Dad is in full player mode himself so he keeps encouraging me to go out and hook up with random girls. My mom knows I'll tell her if something happens (in some universe somewhere in another time-space).
The Grandparent thing is unnerving a bit. The last time we had a talk about it, they told me I had to name my daughter Celeste. It's some kind of family name.
shrift - May 29, 2008 5:42:44 am PDT #9537 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Woot!
Apparently, I'm too special for the database to contain me.
The new shower curtain rod hasn't fallen down yet! I think that's a minor victory.
Why isn't it lunch time? I want Thai food.
§ ita § - May 29, 2008 5:46:08 am PDT #9538 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The impact of my bright smile is diluted--I use it way too often. Especially considering I'm a misery-bearing git.