The impact of my bright smile is diluted--I use it way too often. Especially considering I'm a misery-bearing git.
You guys had a riot? On account of me? A real riot?
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - May 29, 2008 5:46:08 am PDT #9538 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
lisah - May 29, 2008 5:49:37 am PDT #9539 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
see, that's classy. you can answer it however you want.
She was a classy lady!
amych - May 29, 2008 5:59:08 am PDT #9540 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
My grandmother couldn't keep up the "how's your social life" ficton. She'd ask the question in just that way, and I'd answer however I wanted, and then she'd say, "you know that's not the social life I'm asking about!"
Ah, grandma, classy as hell for one-and-a-half conversational exchanges.
Vortex - May 29, 2008 6:00:31 am PDT #9541 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
My grandmother couldn't keep up the "how's your social life" ficton. She'd ask the question in just that way, and I'd answer however I wanted, and then she'd say, "you know that's not the social life I'm asking about!"
Ha! Ah, grandmas. They're all the same underneath it all.
Shir - May 29, 2008 6:06:15 am PDT #9542 of 10001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
My mom knows I'll tell her if something happens (in some universe somewhere in another time-space).
It's exactly like that with my close family. If I have news, ANY kind of news, I'll tell. The rest is my business.
I think tonight I'll go between a short sharp "no" and hysterical giggling to answer that question.
Jesse - May 29, 2008 6:15:57 am PDT #9543 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
My grandmother couldn't keep up the "how's your social life" ficton. She'd ask the question in just that way, and I'd answer however I wanted, and then she'd say, "you know that's not the social life I'm asking about!"
Classic!
Wolfram - May 29, 2008 6:16:07 am PDT #9544 of 10001
Visilurking
At Jewish weddings, people have a tendency to go over to the single folks, especially siblings of the bride or groom, and say "Im Yirtzeh Hashem (G*d willing), by you." It's pithy and borderline obnoxious, but that's how we are sometimes.
I had a friend who wore a pin to his brother's wedding that said "Im Yirtzeh Hashem, by me". Then when people approached, he'd simply reference the pin, smile and walk away.
Frankenbuddha - May 29, 2008 6:17:49 am PDT #9545 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I don't often smile brightly, so when I do, it tends to make people nervous.
...and suddenly I'm flashing on Addams Family Values. It's a good flash.
Sue - May 29, 2008 6:18:24 am PDT #9546 of 10001
hip deep in pie
I am working at home today, because my cat Pico still isn't well. He's been eating, but only when I stick the food in his face. And he's really stressed out about being isolated while I was at work yesterday and spent most of last night hiding from me. I think he thought he was being punished. Poor cat. He seems better still today, but I'm trying to just let him be, keep him fed and hydrated and hoping his anxiety will go down.
shrift - May 29, 2008 6:42:47 am PDT #9547 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I am calling for pad see eiw as soon as the restaurant opens.