I seen you without your clothes on before. Never thought I'd see you naked.

Mal ,'Trash'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Burrell - May 22, 2008 11:04:35 am PDT #8445 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Your poor friend, lisa!

mac with poofy hair is so cute! It's the shiny happy eyes.

I had some sweet sourdough left over this morning so I made some yeasted pancakes with it. So yummy. I am doing way too much baking lately.


Jesse - May 22, 2008 11:09:43 am PDT #8446 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I am doing way too much baking lately.

No such thing!

My work nemesis has now blown off a meeting SHE CALLED twice today. I'm not sad not to meet with her, but I am annoyed about the blowing off.


juliana - May 22, 2008 11:10:00 am PDT #8447 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Hey! So, mile-wide tornado north of Denver! Yikes! Nicole, you're out of that path, right?


Nutty - May 22, 2008 11:15:46 am PDT #8448 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Somehow the human race survived the Middle Ages, no mean feat when you consider how much literature was out there condemning sex.

Ha ha ha. Has this author met people? Probably the literature was becoming psychotically anti-sex in direct reaction to people doin' it cheerfully in the town square, with everybody and the mayor watching.


Torque - May 22, 2008 11:41:22 am PDT #8449 of 10001
Bad Wolf

Some of those laws are technically still in place in some states, such as Massachusetts.


shrift - May 22, 2008 11:43:37 am PDT #8450 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I am going to die of boredom in the next 45 minutes. Somebody prepare the eulogy.


tommyrot - May 22, 2008 11:45:03 am PDT #8451 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

There once was a girl from shriftucket
Who got so bored she kicked the bucket....


Jesse - May 22, 2008 11:53:53 am PDT #8452 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Argh -- so, the Friday before a holiday, we usually close early, right? Except our Big Boss was out of the office unexpectedly on Monday and Tuesday, so re-scheduled all of her standing meetings for tomorrow. Will she really meet with my boss at 3:30? Will that mean we all have to work a full day?

Tune in tomorrow, I guess.....


§ ita § - May 22, 2008 11:56:53 am PDT #8453 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

(sorry, I have no gift for rhyme)

It occurs to me that the woman in the cube next to me may very well wear exactly the same clothes to work every single day. And that if she didn't have such an distracting voice on the phone I wouldn't be thinking those thoughts.

Just did a impulse google and discovered that a woman who was a tremendous and massive and illegal bitch to me was awarded a non-inconsiderable humanitarian award last week. That's just weird.


Polter-Cow - May 22, 2008 12:04:30 pm PDT #8454 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

There once was a girl from shriftucket
Who got so bored she kicked the bucket....

A lifetime of sloungin'
And of knocking down gin
Led her to tell life to suck it.